The Best 10 Differential Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Differential jokes. There are some differential postulate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these differential dif puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Differential Jokes and Puns
An escalating series of math jokes
Me: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Math is hard, and so I am.
Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk.
Me: Well, I'm awfully glad you're not *my* differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be 6 weeks late.
A village of mathematical functions is slumbering
when suddenly the alarm bells ring:
a rogue differential operator has been sighted.
Fearing for their life, the functions run away or try to hide, but a brave function stands its ground and confronts the aggressor: I am e to the x, you cannot do anything to me! Go away!
The differential operator calmly replies: but I am d over dt, and proceeds to swallow the poor exponential.
A constant and e^x was walking along the road...
...when they saw a differential operator in the distance. The constant stops and says "I can't go further because the differential operator will make me disappear". e^(x) replies "yea well a differential operator can't affect me". So e^(x) walks forward to the operator and says "Hey I'm e^(x) " to which the operator replies "Hi I'm d/dy".
Why are differential equation courses so dry?
Because the problems are all about losing liquids at varying rates.
What do you call a sudden urge to solve differential equations?
Calculust
Differential calculus professors suck.
They always go off on tangents.
What do you call a gay guy who is really good at differential equations?
Homogeneous.
Heeeeeey math jokes!
As an engineering student, I did poorly in differential equations...
...but it never put a damper on my career.
"My patients doesn't last long"
-Said the morally questionable surgeon with poor grammar
(Just thought of this while ignoring a differential equations lecture)
Your car has a differential...
...if you drive in reverse, does it become an integral?
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the differential trigonometry jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working differential extremes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.