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A Winking Salesman!

A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview.
"Looking at your resume, I can see that you're more than qualified", says the interviewer. "Unfortunately, we can't have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can't hire you", adds the interviewer.
"But wait", says the man. "If I take two aspirin, I stop winking".
"Then show me", replies the interviewer.
So the guy reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a pile of condoms in all different shapes, sizes, and colours before finally finding a packet of aspirin. He pops the pills and immediately stops winking.
"It's great. You stopped winking", says the interviewer, "but we can't have our salesmen womanizing all over the country".
"What do you mean?", asks the man. "I'm happily married".
"How do you explain all the condoms?" asks the interviewer.
"Oh, that", sighs the man. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

My wife said I am going to cycle 10 miles every day to get my body back in shape, I said good girl go for it, I have noticed a massive difference after just 4 weeks.

She is 280 miles away.

So I was rewatching old seasons of spongebob and found this joke

Spongebob: *changes his shape to look like Texas*
Also Spongebob: hey Patrick what do I look like
Patrick: s**...
Spongebob: no I'm Texas
Patrick: what's the difference
*both laugh*
(I thought this might be relevant considering the mess in Texas right now about abortion, so here's a spongebob joke)

What's the difference between an eel and a lawyer?

One's an ugly, slimy, scaly, cold blooded parasitic s**...-s**... bottom-feeder,

and the other is a fish that's shaped like a snake.

My wife an I were sat watching a documentary about plastic surgery earlier..

"Oo, I'd love a bit of that." She said, dreamily. "It'd be great to step out with a different shaped nose."
So I've swapped the doormat for a rake.

What's the difference between a nanagon and a nonagon?

A nonagon is a shape with nine sides. A nanagon is an old woman in a casket.

The man with a giant orange head

A man is walking down his usual route to work when he sees an old friend walking out of his house. The friend looks in great shape but there's something different about him... He has a giant orange head.
The man stops his old friend and they exchange the usual formalities:
"Hey man, its been ages! I've gotta ask though... What happened to your head."
The friend pauses and begins to tell you his story:
"So I found this lamp and I rubbed it and a genie came out and said I have 3 wishes. I asked for all the money I could fathom."
he shows you his tailored 3 piece suit and the gigantic brown house a block down and says: "that's my house, and then I asked for a beautiful wife."
He points to the house again as the most beautiful woman walks down the steps and says: "that's my wife."
Then he paused and pursed his lips a little.
"Here's where I think I went wrong..." he said, "I asked for a giant orange head"

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's...

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, I'd like to buy a bra for my wife
What type of bra? asked the clerk.
Type? inquires the man. There is more than one type?
Look around, said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras, replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need? Still confused the man asked, What is the difference between them? The lady responded, It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.


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