When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired
One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
The letter F.
North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.
An American doesn't have trouble-shooting.
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
You only need one nail to hang the picture up.
For example:
Johnny ate his own lunch after school.
Johnny ate his own colon after school.
It's a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...
Bit of British humour right there ;)
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
"I'm not coming in tomorrow"
Haven't seen this one here so if it's been posted before I'm sorry
Rooks can only move in straight lines, whereas bishops have sex with kids.
One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.
One of them is an elephant
Thailand reunites boys with their families.
The difference is staggering.
Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.
You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it
One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts
The hippie girl gets stoned before sex.
That's not a very good defence Mr Weinstein.
Hitler was good at making speeches
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
One's motto is 'Be Prepared', the other's is 'Beep Repaired'
Acne waits untill a boy's 12 before it comes on his face.
One is nude in dye and the other died in new.
One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
I got through a whole box of tissues when I found out my 18 year old sister was adopted
Attire
Because they're both cauldron
As I got older I realized it was just a phase
Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean.
I don't know I just fly the drone.
American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex.
I dunno, I just fly the drone...
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture
Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her
Oranges have thick skin.
Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one!
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
American girls get stoned BEFORE they commit adultery.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
Well that's embarrassing. Now everyone thinks my uncle's name is Jack.
A cheetah has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause
An amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!"
A professional thief says, "Sign here please.."
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
American girls get stoned BEFORE sex.
A rock musician plays 3 chords for 20,000 people, and a jazz musician plays 20,000 chords for 3 people
One's a little rapier...
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment.
If left for a while, cheese develops culture.
About 3 days
In all honesty though, my thoughts and good wishes go out to the people of Florida,
Dad: It's complicated but let me try to explain. Honey, would you sleep with the neighbor for 100,000$?
Mom: Yes of course because I know we need the money.
Dad: Very good. Alright now Tasha, would you have sex with the neighbor's son for 200,000$?
Daughter: Yeah sure!
Dad: Perfect. So you see son, right now we would have 300,000 fictional dollars but in reality we have two whores in this house.
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