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An American doesn't have trouble-shooting.
One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
The letter F.
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
You only need one nail to hang the picture up.
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Johnny ate his own lunch after school.
Johnny ate his own colon after school.
It's a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
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People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex.
Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean.
I dunno, I just fly the drone...
One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.
Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her
I don't know I just fly the drone.
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture
Because they're both cauldron
Oranges have thick skin.
Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one!
As I got older I realized it was just a phase
You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it
One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts
Hitler was good at making speeches
Guys will actually look for the golf ball.
One's motto is 'Be Prepared', the other's is 'Beep Repaired'
"I'm not coming in tomorrow"
Haven't seen this one here so if it's been posted before I'm sorry
I got through a whole box of tissues when I found out my 18 year old sister was adopted
Rooks can only move in straight lines, whereas bishops have sex with kids.
That's not a very good defence Mr Weinstein.
Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.
The hippie girl gets stoned before sex.
One of them is an elephant
A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...
Bit of British humour right there ;)
Thailand reunites boys with their families.
Acne waits untill a boy's 12 before it comes on his face.
A hooker can clean her crack and resell it.
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired
One is called a Goodyear, and the other is called a great year.
The difference is staggering.
One is nude in dye and the other died in new.
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George Washington couldn't tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth.
Donald Trump can't tell the difference
A Klan rally encourages to wear masks.
Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?
He: Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way...
People who don't understand the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can't put into words.
A comma.
A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
The difference is staggering.
The mom's like you can't date him he could be your dad
And the daughter is like so there's an age difference who cares
I think you misunderstood me
Ask them what a dungeon master is
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Donald actually loves and supports the rioters!
One's a felon feeling glum, and the other is a feline felling gum.
Nobody gets me
πr^2, but cake are round.
yup, waited about 4 months to post this.
Where do you stick the cucumber?!
A large pizza can feed a family of four
The garbage gets picked up once a week.
A bad golfer goes whack, dang. A bad skydiver goes dang, whack.
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