One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
My uncle didn't take my money when he fucked me.
The letter F.
An American doesn't have trouble-shooting.
North Korea didn't fuck up as many launches as EA
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
You only need one nail to hang the picture up.
For example:
Johnny ate his own lunch after school.
Johnny ate his own colon after school.
It's a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...
Bit of British humour right there ;)
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
"I'm not coming in tomorrow"
Haven't seen this one here so if it's been posted before I'm sorry
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today."
His father replies, "What happened?"
The boy says, "Well, my teacher asked me, 'What's 3 times 2', and I said 6.'"
The father replies, "Well, that's correct."
The boy says, "I know. Then she asked me, 'What's 2 times 3.'"
The father then replies, "What the fuck is the difference?"
The boys says, "That's what I said!"
Rooks can only move in straight lines, whereas bishops have sex with kids.
One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.
One of them is an elephant
Thailand reunites boys with their families.
Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.
You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it
One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts
I don't fucking know I'm just a drone pilot
A son asks his father what the difference between theory and reality is.
The father says go ask your mother if she would sleep with the neighbor for 1 million dollars, then go ask your sister the same question and tell me what they say.
The son returns and says, "they both said they would do it!"
The father replies, "ok son, in theory we are sitting on 2 million dollars, in reality we live with a couple of sluts."
The hippie girl gets stoned before sex.
That's not a very good defence Mr Weinstein.
Hitler was good at making speeches
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
One's motto is 'Be Prepared', the other's is 'Beep Repaired'
Acne waits untill a boy's 12 before it comes on his face.
One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.
I've fucked a set of twins.
People have asked me how hard it was to tell them apart, but it was actually quite easy. You see, Caroline was a redhead with an amazing pair of tits,
And frank had a cock.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
I got through a whole box of tissues when I found out my 18 year old sister was adopted
Attire
Because they're both cauldron
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
As I got older I realized it was just a phase
My wife keeps telling me that if your relationship is strong a small penis shouldn't make any difference
I just wish she didn't have one at all...
Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean.
After five years your Wife will still blow your paycheck
I don't know I just fly the drone.
American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex.
I dunno, I just fly the drone...
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture
Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her
Oranges have thick skin.
Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one!
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means it's good.
American girls get stoned BEFORE they commit adultery.
A tire.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
Attire.
Well that's embarrassing. Now everyone thinks my uncle's name is Jack.
A cheetah has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause
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