Following is our collection of favorite humor and diffrence one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Difference puns for adults, dirty distinction jokes or clean diff gags for kids.
There is an abundance of differentiate jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 56 funniest jokes on difference. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any similarity witze you can hear about difference.
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired
One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
The letter F.
North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.
An American doesn't have trouble-shooting.
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
You only need one nail to hang the picture up.
For example:
Johnny ate his own lunch after school.
Johnny ate his own colon after school.
It's a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...
Bit of British humour right there ;)
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
"I'm not coming in tomorrow"
Haven't seen this one here so if it's been posted before I'm sorry
Rooks can only move in straight lines, whereas bishops have sex with kids.
One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.
One of them is an elephant
Thailand reunites boys with their families.
Attire!
The difference is staggering.
Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.
You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it
One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts
George Washington couldn't tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth.
Donald Trump can't tell the difference
The hippie girl gets stoned before sex.
That's not a very good defence Mr Weinstein.
Hitler was good at making speeches
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
One's motto is 'Be Prepared', the other's is 'Beep Repaired'
Acne waits untill a boy's 12 before it comes on his face.
One is nude in dye and the other died in new.
One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
I got through a whole box of tissues when I found out my 18 year old sister was adopted
Attire
Because they're both cauldron
As I got older I realized it was just a phase
Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean.
I don't know I just fly the drone.
American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex.
I dunno, I just fly the drone...
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture
Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her
Oranges have thick skin.
Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one!
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
American girls get stoned BEFORE they commit adultery.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
"Ow! Why did you do that?" asks he Chinese man.
"That's for Pearl Harbor," says the Jewish man.
"But the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. I'm Chinese!" says the Chinese man.
"Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" asks the Jewish man.
So the Chinese man punches the Jewish man.
"Ow! What's that for?" asks the Jewish man.
"It's for the Titanic," says the Chinese man.
"What? That was an iceberg that brought down the Titanic!" says the Jewish man.
"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Well that's embarrassing. Now everyone thinks my uncle's name is Jack.
A cheetah has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause
An amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!"
A professional thief says, "Sign here please.."
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
American girls get stoned BEFORE sex.
A rock musician plays 3 chords for 20,000 people, and a jazz musician plays 20,000 chords for 3 people
One's a little rapier...
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.