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When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired
One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
The letter F.
North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.
An American doesn't have trouble-shooting.
The difference is staggering.
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
You only need one nail to hang the picture up.
For example:
Johnny ate his own lunch after school.
Johnny ate his own colon after school.
It's a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
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Ukrainians defend their Capitol.
Then I remembered...................me and my wife have different dentists…
Kinda like yo momma.
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
I guess we're just raised differently.
Ask them who won the election.
A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...
Bit of British humour right there ;)
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
"I'm not coming in tomorrow"
Haven't seen this one here so if it's been posted before I'm sorry
People who don't understand the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can't put into words.
The waiter asks, have you ever ordered here before?
The man replies, No, I haven't.
The waiter continues, We're a little different here. Before you order, I need you read and sign this form, and he hands a piece of paper to the man.
The man squints at the paper and reads the single sentence, We have naan at this restaurant. The man looked up, puzzled, and asked why he needed to sign this worthless statement.
The waiter replied, impatiently, Just sign the naan disclosure agreement and we can move on.
The Taliban requires women to wear masks
Rooks can only move in straight lines, whereas bishops have sex with kids.
BTS is a boy band from Asia; Logan Paul is a boy banned from Asia.
One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.
One of them is an elephant
Thailand reunites boys with their families.
Attire!
The difference is staggering.
A bird can still tweet.
The atheist is honest about not following the teachings of Christ.
Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.
The husband goes to his wife and asks her, Honey, I noticed that Billy looks different from the other children, did you have an affair?
The wife starts to break down into tears and nods her head.
The husband, heartbroken, quietly asks his wife, So who is Billy's father?
You.
You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it
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