The Best 35 Difference Between Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Difference Between jokes. There are some difference between interchangeably jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these difference between depending puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Difference Between Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?

When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a worm?

One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

What's the difference between North Korea and the US?

North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.


What's the difference between a computer and an American?

An American doesn't have trouble-shooting.

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang the picture up.

A colon in a sentence can make a huge difference

For example:

Johnny ate his own lunch after school.

Johnny ate his own colon after school.

It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.

It's a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Ukrainians?

Ukrainians defend their Capitol.

When my dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while...

Then I remembered...................me and my wife have different dentists…

Every "yo momma" joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of different people.

Kinda like yo momma.

What's the difference between a casino and a church?

You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.

In Britain we call it a "lift" but Americans call it an "elevator".

I guess we're just raised differently.

How do you tell the difference between a fully vaccinated person and an unvaccinated person if they aren't wearing a mask?

Ask them who won the election.

What's the difference between a tea bag and the German football team?

A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...

Bit of British humour right there ;)

What's the difference between a hooker and jesus?

The look on their face when you're nailing them.


I asked my boss "what's the difference between your wife and tomorrow?"

"I'm not coming in tomorrow"


Haven't seen this one here so if it's been posted before I'm sorry

People who don't understand the difference between...

People who don't understand the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can't put into words.

A man walks into an Indian restaurant.

The waiter asks, have you ever ordered here before?

The man replies, No, I haven't.

The waiter continues, We're a little different here. Before you order, I need you read and sign this form, and he hands a piece of paper to the man.

The man squints at the paper and reads the single sentence, We have naan at this restaurant. The man looked up, puzzled, and asked why he needed to sign this worthless statement.

The waiter replied, impatiently, Just sign the naan disclosure agreement and we can move on.

What's the difference between the Taliban and Texas?

The Taliban requires women to wear masks

A chess joke: What's the difference between a rook and a bishop?

Rooks can only move in straight lines, whereas bishops have sex with kids.

What is the difference between BTS and Logan Paul?

BTS is a boy band from Asia; Logan Paul is a boy banned from Asia.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?

One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.

How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant?

One of them is an elephant

What's the difference between Thailand and America?

Thailand reunites boys with their families.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire!

It's a five minute walk from my house to the bar. It's a 35 minute walk from the bar to my house.

The difference is staggering.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bird?

A bird can still tweet.

What's the difference between an atheist and an evangelical Christian?

The atheist is honest about not following the teachings of Christ.

What is the difference between Ajit Pai and Hitler?

Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.

A husband and a wife over their marriage had eight kids.One day the husband notices that their sixth kid, Billy, looks very different from the other seven.

The husband goes to his wife and asks her, Honey, I noticed that Billy looks different from the other children, did you have an affair?

The wife starts to break down into tears and nods her head.

The husband, heartbroken, quietly asks his wife, So who is Billy's father?

You.

What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick?

You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the difference between distinguishing jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working difference between makes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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