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Bring some laughter to your day with this collection of funny jokes about diff! From the popular c diff jokes to laugh-out-loud lurker jokes and supermassive jokes to help you integrate humor into your day, this compilation of diff jokes will make you smile.
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Short diff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The diff humour may include short dist jokes also.
- Diff Good Girl & Bad Girl What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?
A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed.
A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
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Diff One Liners
Which diff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with diff? I can suggest the ones about changer and dire.
- Whats the diff. between an onion and a bagpipe. Nobody cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
- What's the diff between a wife and a sugar baby? The amount of money agreed upon.
- Did Charlotte Rae die of a s**...? Or something diff'rent?
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What funny jokes about diff you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean delta jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make diff pranks.
What's the difference between a computer and an American?
An American doesn't have trouble-shooting.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter F.
What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You only need one nail to hang the picture up.
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What's the difference between a h**... and jesus?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What is the difference between game of thrones and Twitter?
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
What's the difference between a pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground?
I dunno, I just fly the drone.
How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
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What's the difference between American girls and Middle Eastern girls?
American girls get s**... BEFORE they commit adultery.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's big and heavy, the other's a little lighter.
What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
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What is the difference between American teenage girls amd Muslim teenage girls? (Offensive)
American teenage girls get s**... BEFORE they have s**....
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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station, the others a b**... crustacean.
What is the difference between USA and USB?
One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.
What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now
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What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
your mom doesn't stop s**... when I s**... her
What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom.
A pick pocket snatches watches.
What's the difference between america and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture
What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym?
An acronym stands for something
What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
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What's the difference between a burger, and a b**...?
You don't know?
Let's do lunch sometime!
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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?
Oranges have thick skin.
Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one!
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What's the difference between smoking w**... and burning the koran?
If you burn the koran, you can only get s**... once.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
I'll see myself out now.
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What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick?
You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it
What's the difference between a rock musician and a jazz musician?
A rock musician plays 3 chords for 20,000 people, and a jazz musician plays 20,000 chords for 3 people
What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a guy who fixes bicycle horns?
One's motto is 'Be Prepared', the other's is 'Beep Repaired'
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says "Spit out the gum!"
A train says "Chew! Chew!"
Ye, courtesy of my 8 year old daughter.
What is the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?
The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.
What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a small fencing sword?
One's a little rapier...
What's the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Florida?
About 3 days
In all honesty though, my thoughts and good wishes go out to the people of Florida,
What's the difference between an iPhone X and one ounce of gold?
An ounce of gold will still be worth a grand next year.
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What's the difference between an actress and a h**....
That's not a very good defence Mr Weinstein.
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What's the difference between a female farmer and h**...'s girlfriend?
One bails her hay and the other heils her bae
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What's the difference between Roy Moore and an Anti-Vaxxer?
The Anti-vaxxer is against sticking it in kids
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What is the difference between Ajit Pai and h**...?
h**... was doing what he thought was best for his country.
What's the difference between the USA and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
What's the difference between Kim jong un and dominoes ?
Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes
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What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.
What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp?
I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
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What is the difference between a hippie girl and a muslim girl?
The hippie girl gets s**... before s**....
How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant?
One of them is an elephant
What's the difference between a tea bag and the German football team?
A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...
Bit of British humour right there ;)
What's the difference between Thailand and America?
Thailand reunites boys with their families.
What's the difference between a cheetah and a comma?
A cheetah has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What's the difference between North Korea and the US?
North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.
What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired
What is the difference between standup comedy, and motivational speaking?
Which side of the mic the depressed people are on.
What's the difference between COVID-19 and your mom?
COVID-19 doesn't spread *nearly* as fast.
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What's the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring?
One is n**... in dye and the other died in new.
What is the difference between Washington, Nixon and Trump?
George Washington couldn't tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth.
Donald Trump can't tell the difference
What's the difference between the China Virus and the Vietnam War?
Trump dodged the Vietnam War.
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What's the difference between a Trump rally and a k**... rally?
A k**... rally encourages to wear masks.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A comma.
A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
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How can you tell the difference between a nerd and someone with a b**... fettish?
Ask them what a dungeon master is
What's the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
The first is a super hero, the other is simply a command.
PS: It's a joke, women are awesome.
How do you tell the difference between a fully vaccinated person and an unvaccinated person if they aren't wearing a mask?
Ask them who won the election.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bird?
A bird can still tweet.
What is the difference between BTS and Logan Paul?
BTS is a boy band from Asia; Logan Paul is a boy banned from Asia.
What's the difference between the Taliban and Texas?
The Taliban requires women to wear masks
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What's the difference between a wife, a nymphomaniac, and a h**...?
The n**... says, "You're done already?" The h**... says, "Are you done yet?" And the wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
What's the difference between an anti-vaxxer and a hot dog?
The hot dog might actually have some brains in it.
What's the difference between an atheist and an evangelical Christian?
The atheist is honest about not following the teachings of Christ.
what's the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White?
Paul Walker hit 100 before he died.
Difference between a cult and a religion
In a cult, there's a guy at the top that knows it's a scam.
In a religion, that guy is dead.
What's the difference between Daredevil and Scarlet Witch?
One knows how to cope without Vision.
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What's the difference between Putin and h**...?
h**... knew when to kill himself
What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?
A dollar.
What's the difference between Republicans and Ukrainians?
Ukrainians defend their Capitol.
What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?
One is disgusted by rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by lack of RAM.
What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?
A rock guitarist plays 4 notes in front of 1000 people, while a jazz guitarist plays 1000 notes in front of 4 people.
What's the difference between a velociraptor and a police officer?
The velociraptor can open doors.
If you don't know the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist...
congratulations, you're doing great!
What's the difference between Benedict Arnold and Donald Trump?
Benedict Arnold once fought for America.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
Can't milk a cow for 21 years.
What's the difference between grey and gray?
One is a color, and the other is a colour.
How do you tell the difference between an English major, a Math major, and a programmer?
Ask them what "!" is
What is the difference between Kevin McCarthy and a newborn baby?
In a few months, the baby will be a speaker.
What's the difference between Elon Musk and God?
God doesn't think he's Elon Musk.