The Best 82 Diff Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Diff jokes. There are some diff charcoal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diff differential puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Diff Jokes and Puns
What's the difference between a computer and an American?
An American doesn't have trouble-shooting.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a worm?
One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter F.
What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon sketch without laughing.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You only need one nail to hang the picture up.
What's the difference between a hooker and jesus?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with IBS?
Well, one you have to shuck between fits...
What's the difference between American girls and Middle Eastern girls?
American girls get stoned BEFORE they commit adultery.
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's big and heavy, the other's a little lighter.
What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
What is the difference between American teenage girls amd Muslim teenage girls? (Offensive)
American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex.
What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between USA and USB?
One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.
What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her
What's the difference between america and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture
What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
What's the difference between a burger, and a blow job?
You don't know?
Let's do lunch sometime!
What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?
Oranges have thick skin.
Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one!
What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick?
You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it
What's the difference between American girls and Iranian girls?
American girls get stoned BEFORE sex.
What is the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?[NSFW[
One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
A suicide vest gets something accomplished when triggered.
What's the difference between a rock musician and a jazz musician?
A rock musician plays 3 chords for 20,000 people, and a jazz musician plays 20,000 chords for 3 people
What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a guy who fixes bicycle horns?
One's motto is 'Be Prepared', the other's is 'Beep Repaired'
What's the difference between America and cheese?
If left for a while, cheese develops culture.
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says "Spit out the gum!"
A train says "Chew! Chew!"
Ye, courtesy of my 8 year old daughter.
What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a small fencing sword?
One's a little rapier...
What's the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Florida?
About 3 days
In all honesty though, my thoughts and good wishes go out to the people of Florida,
What's the difference between an actress and a hooker.
That's not a very good defence Mr Weinstein.
What's the difference between Roy Moore and an Anti-Vaxxer?
The Anti-vaxxer is against sticking it in kids
What is the difference between Ajit Pai and Hitler?
Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.
What's the difference between the USA and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
What's the difference between Kim jong un and dominoes ?
Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.
What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp?
I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between a hippie girl and a muslim girl?
The hippie girl gets stoned before sex.
How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant?
One of them is an elephant
What's the difference between a tea bag and the German football team?
A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...
Bit of British humour right there ;)
What's the difference between Thailand and America?
Thailand reunites boys with their families.
What's the difference between a cheetah and a comma?
A cheetah has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits untill a boy's 12 before it comes on his face.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What's the difference between North Korea and the US?
North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.
What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One is called a Goodyear, and the other is called a great year.
What's the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring?
One is nude in dye and the other died in new.
What is the difference between Washington, Nixon and Trump?
George Washington couldn't tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth.
Donald Trump can't tell the difference
What's the difference between a hippo, a zippo, and a stick of glue?
One is a heavy mammal and one is a little lighter.
What's the difference between a Trump rally and a Klan rally?
A Klan rally encourages to wear masks.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A comma.
A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
How can you tell the difference between a nerd and someone with a BDSM fettish?
Ask them what a dungeon master is
What's the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
The first is a super hero, the other is simply a command.
PS: It's a joke, women are awesome.
How do you tell the difference between a fully vaccinated person and an unvaccinated person if they aren't wearing a mask?
Ask them who won the election.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bird?
A bird can still tweet.
What is the difference between BTS and Logan Paul?
BTS is a boy band from Asia; Logan Paul is a boy banned from Asia.
What's the difference between the Taliban and Texas?
The Taliban requires women to wear masks
What's the difference between a wife, a nymphomaniac, and a hooker?
The nympho says, "You're done already?" The hooker says, "Are you done yet?" And the wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
What's the difference between an anti-vaxxer and a hot dog?
The hot dog might actually have some brains in it.
What's the difference between an atheist and an evangelical Christian?
The atheist is honest about not following the teachings of Christ.
what's the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White?
Paul Walker hit 100 before he died.
Difference between a cult and a religion
In a cult, there's a guy at the top that knows it's a scam.
In a religion, that guy is dead.
What's the difference between Daredevil and Scarlet Witch?
One knows how to cope without Vision.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself
What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?
A dollar.
What's the difference between Republicans and Ukrainians?
Ukrainians defend their Capitol.
What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?
One is disgusted by rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by lack of RAM.
What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?
A rock guitarist plays 4 notes in front of 1000 people, while a jazz guitarist plays 1000 notes in front of 4 people.
If you don't know the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist...
congratulations, you're doing great!
What is the difference between blue collars and white collars?
Blue collars wash their hands BEFORE going to toilet, and white collars - afterwards.
What's the difference between a barista and a barrister?
One serves iced coffee and the other one serves just ice
What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?
If you dont know you are not allowed at my house.
What is the difference between the IRS and the Mafia?
The Mafia at least gives you protection when you pay.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and cake days?
Most Redditors have had at least one cake day.
What's the difference between Benedict Arnold and Donald Trump?
Benedict Arnold once fought for America.
What is the difference between New Zealand and the United States?
In New Zealand the sheep have four legs
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