The Best 6 Dietitian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dietitian jokes. There are some dietitian hypnotherapist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dietitian dentist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dietitian Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend wanted to try "doctor and patient" roleplay

But things went awry from the start when I said: "Hello! I'm your dietitian..."

My dietitian once told me "You are what you eat."

That was his last words though, I am a dietitian now.

I had a crush on my Dietitian

But then i found out she was Vitamin

My dietitian said I shouldn't take in so much.

So I ignored the rest of what he said.

The dietitian says I take in too much.

S**o I ignored her.**


A Dietitian X Nun's favourite song?

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dietitian fix jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dietitian nutritional piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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