The Best 11 Dieti Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dieti jokes. There are some dieti casino jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dieti calorie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dieti Jokes and Puns

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

My dietitian once told me "You are what you eat."

That was his last words though, I am a dietitian now.

I think about dieting sometimes...

It takes a lot of weight off my mind.

Dieting hasnt worked out for me, so Im gambling in the UK

Great way to lose a few pounds.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Dieting is really easy

As long as you're poor

My dietitian said I shouldn't take in so much.

So I ignored the rest of what he said.

The dietitian says I take in too much.

S**o I ignored her.**

What's in a dieticians spice cabinet?

Diet Dr. Pepper

If you're dieting over the holidays...

And are tempted to snack on left-overs, just stop, cold turkey.

A Dietitian X Nun's favourite song?

Agave Maria

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