Dietary Restriction Jokes
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Rabbi Schwartz and Father O'Malley were at a diner enjoying lunch
Father O'Malley put down his ham and cheese sandwich and commented, This sandwich is so good! Kosher dietary restrictions made sense in ancient times, but when are you going to join the modern age and eat delicious, wholesome food like this?
Without missing a beat, Rabbi Schwartz replied, At your wedding.
You know what I have to say about Islamic dietary restrictions?
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What has 8 hands, 8 legs, and 8 eyes?
A monster with oddly specific dietary restrictions
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