The Best 6 Dietary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dietary jokes. There are some dietary dietitian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dietary carb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dietary Jokes and Puns

What does Titanic disaster and your moms dietary plan have in common?

Lots of drowned seamen.

What do you call a celiac who ignores their dietary advice?

A gluten for punishment

Rabbi Schwartz and Father O'Malley were at a diner enjoying lunch

Father O'Malley put down his ham and cheese sandwich and commented, This sandwich is so good! Kosher dietary restrictions made sense in ancient times, but when are you going to join the modern age and eat delicious, wholesome food like this?

Without missing a beat, Rabbi Schwartz replied, At your wedding.

The thing I don't like about Dietary Fiber is the large poops

I'm also not crazy about our dog's name.

You know what I have to say about Islamic dietary restrictions?

HA LAL


Beans are a logical dietary choice.

Simply put, they make scents.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dietary ricin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dietary alimentary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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