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Diet Soda Jokes

5 diet soda jokes and hilarious diet soda puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about diet soda that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Diet Soda Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good diet soda joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

You may think I'm paranoid

But I think diet soda is just another form of pop elation control.

My doctor told me my soda consumption was the cause of my diabetes...

so I switched to diet soda, and now I only have diet-betes.

The machine poured me a diet coke with no caffeine in it.

That was just soda pressing.

You're nickname should be "Diet Soda"

Because you made yourself think you're sweet.

Winning Blonde !!!

A beautiful blonde walks into a casino and over to a soda machine and arrives there just before a business man who's come to quench his thirst. She opens her purse and puts in 50 cents , studies the machine , presses the Diet Coke selection , and out comes a Diet coke , which she places on a counter by the machine. Then she reaches in her purse again and pulls out a dollar and inserts it in the machine.Studying the machine carefully, she presses the button for coca cola classic and out came a coke classic and 50 cents change.She takes the 50 cents and puts it in the machine , studies for a moment , and presses the sprite button.Out comes a sprite. As she is reaching into her purse again , the business man who has been waiting patiently for several minutes,speaks up"Excuse me miss , but are you done yet?" She looks at him and indignantly replies,"Well, Duh! I'm like , still winning!"


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