The Best 8 Diet Consisting Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diet Consisting jokes. There are some diet consisting jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diet consisting puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Diet Consisting Jokes and Puns

Y'know Mahatma Gandhi?

Well, he walked a lot, and that means he had really calloused feet.

He also had an odd diet, that didn't consist of much, which made him frail.

This diet also gave him very bad breath.

This made him...

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Han Solo's diet mainly consists of protein and fat...

But he allows himself one carb a night.

Once, there was a monk

This monk wore no shoes, so his feet became really, really, tough. He also ate a diet consisting of only garlic, which made him weak and gave him bad breath.
This made him a *super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis*

Doctor said a healthy diet consisted of a lot of colors...

So I ate skittles

So a man gets back from a holiday.

and he's showing his family a photo album. He gets to one picture and says, look this is a little monkey called a macaque, and it's diet consists mostly of crabs. His family is somewhat impressed and enjoy the cute picture.
The man then says "Well if you liked that, you'll love these!" turns the page and the family let out cries of disgust and horror. surprised, the man says "What? it's just another picture of a crab eating macaque."

Great white shark diet surprises scientists

"It consists mostly of wildlife biologists that study sharks," said a famous wildife biologist studying sharks.

Consistency is important when dieting

You don't want lumps in your cake batter.

My friend has started a new diet consisting of nothing but root vegetables.

Personally, I've found it hard to beet.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diet consisting jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diet consisting piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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