Diet Consisting Jokes
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Han Solo's diet mainly consists of protein and fat...
But he allows himself one carb a night.
Doctor said a healthy diet consisted of a lot of colors...
So I ate skittles
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So a man gets back from a holiday.
and he's showing his family a photo album. He gets to one picture and says, look this is a little monkey called a macaque, and it's diet consists mostly of c**.... His family is somewhat impressed and enjoy the cute picture.
The man then says "Well if you liked that, you'll love these!" turns the page and the family let out cries of disgust and horror. surprised, the man says "What? it's just another picture of a crab eating macaque."
Great white shark diet surprises scientists
"It consists mostly of wildlife biologists that study sharks," said a famous wildife biologist studying sharks.
Consistency is important when dieting
You don't want lumps in your cake batter.
My friend has started a new diet consisting of nothing but root vegetables.
Personally, I've found it hard to beet.
As a Southerner, this is one of my favorite jokes...
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. They struck up a conversation, and it was found out that one man was from the North, and the other was from the South. The Southern man asks the Northern man what his diet usually consists of. The Northerner says, 'Well, the usual things really. Pizza, spaghetti, salads, eggs, etc.'
'Oh, wow that sounds great,' says the Southerner.
'Why, what do you usually eat?' asks the Northerner.
'Everything you eat, just deep-fried.'
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