The Best 6 Diem Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diem jokes. There are some diem tran jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diem moi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Diem Jokes and Puns

I get confused with these Latin phrases.

Is it carpe tunnel or per diem?

Carpe Diem is a great motto and all...

but if you seize everyday, you probably have epilepsy

Carpe diem?

More like "Carpe medium productionis."

What's an epileptic's motto?

Carpe diem.

Today is Pancake Tuesday

Crepe Diem!


CARPE DIEM! Seize the day is a great motto to live by...

Unless you have epilepsy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diem monroe jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diem nam piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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