Diem Jokes
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A fisherman is looking for an extra set of hands on his boat ...
He goes into town to try and hire some help. He meets a man and asks him if he'd be interested in a job on his boat. The man replies "I'd definitely be interested, what does it pay?" The fisherman replies "I don't have a lot of cash, but I can pay you one fish per day." The man immediately responds "I'm in, let's get going right away." Stunned, the fisherman says "Wow, you sure are eager." The man replies, "well you know what they say, Carp per diem!"
I get confused with these Latin phrases.
Is it carpe tunnel or per diem?
Carpe Diem is a great motto and all...
but if you seize everyday, you probably have epilepsy
Carpe diem?
More like "Carpe medium productionis."
What's an epileptic's motto?
Carpe diem.
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