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A die-hard fan was very surprised to see an empty seat at the Superbowl...
He noticed a woman sitting next to the empty seat and made a remark about it to her. "Well, it was my husband's", she said. "But he died." "Oh my gosh!" He said. "I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm surprised that another friend or family member didn't jump at the chance to take the ticket." "Beats me", she said. "They all insisted on going to the f**...."
You're meeting identical triplets tonight. One's from the Army, one's a lifestyle Vegan, and one is a diehard Trump supporter. How do you tell them apart?
Don't worry. They'll tell you.
My partner is a diehard communist and loves China and Russia.
I saw red flags on day one but ignored them.
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My elderly neighbor loved s**...; he would just keep going and going. He reminds me of that battery brand
DieHard
My father has always been obsessed with Bruce Willis movies ...
I guess he was a die-hard fan ...
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Why did the guy die with an e**...?
He was a diehard fan of b**...
Football in Heaven
Two die-hard football friends ( Jim and Pete ) were sitting after a game one talking abut life.
Jim: do people play football in heaven?
Pete: good question, never thought of it
Jim: Lets make a deal, the first on there check on that and bring the news.
(unfortunately Jim dies and experience his first game in heaven. A week later, he appears in Pete dream.
Jim: Ehh buddy, how is earth ?
Pete: good. Do they play football in heaven?
Jim: Well, i have a good news and a bad news. Good news is , I had my second game yesterday. Bad news, you are selected for the next one.
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