The Best 8 Diehard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diehard jokes. There are some diehard areptile jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diehard vital puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Diehard Jokes and Puns

A die-hard fan was very surprised to see an empty seat at the Superbowl...

He noticed a woman sitting next to the empty seat and made a remark about it to her. "Well, it was my husband's", she said. "But he died." "Oh my gosh!" He said. "I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm surprised that another friend or family member didn't jump at the chance to take the ticket." "Beats me", she said. "They all insisted on going to the funeral."

The Super Bowl

Surprised to see an empty seat at the Super Bowl, a diehard fan remarked about it to a woman sitting nearby.

"It was my husband's," the woman explained, "but he died."

"I'm very sorry," said the man. "Yet I'm really surprised that another relative, or friend, didnt jump at the chance to take the seat reserved for him."

"Beats me," she said. "They all insisted on going to the funeral."

You're meeting identical triplets tonight. One's from the Army, one's a lifestyle Vegan, and one is a diehard Trump supporter. How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

My partner is a diehard communist and loves China and Russia.

I saw red flags on day one but ignored them.

An old die-hard communist is on his deathbed

and he asks for a priest.

He wants to accept all the sacraments and become a full pledged Christian.

The priest is happy to oblige of course, but in the end can't help to say: "So, when things finally got serious, you suddenly came to your senses, huh?"

"Nah, but since I'm going to die, it's always better to have one less of you lot than us.


I really love Bruce Willis. I have all of his movies, hundreds of posters, and multiple autographs

You might say that I'm a die-hard fan

My elderly neighbor loved sex; he would just keep going and going. He reminds me of that battery brand

DieHard

My father has always been obsessed with Bruce Willis movies ...

I guess he was a die-hard fan ...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diehard antibiotic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diehard rabid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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