Diego Jokes

Funniest Diego Short Jokes

Short diego jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The diego humour may include short san diego jokes also.

1. What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert? San Diego
   ^^San-dee-eygo
   ^^^^sandee-eygo
   ^^^^^sandy-eggo
   ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out
2. Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand? San Diego
   (thought of this myself, it's better spoken)
3. There used to be a mechanic shop in San Diego called Car Men Now we don't know where in the world it is
4. One time a kid offered me a San Diego waffle. Had no idea what it was, so I said sure. So he hands me an Eggo waffle covered in sand. I didnt wanna look like an idiot, so I ate it.
5. San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event. But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.
6. Why is Diego's slogan "Go Diego Go" It was the last thing his mother said before she got shot by the border patrol
7. Do you think, when they were looking for that carmen girl, that they ever checked San Diego? Just a thought.
8. What do California and a breakfast on the beach have in common? They both have a San Diego.
9. There's been a shooting at the San Diego bikini contest. Don't worry though, everyone made it out in a one-piece!
10. They're gonna put San Diego Comic Con and New York Comic Con together, but people didn't quite get it They said it was con-fusing

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Diego One Liners

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1. TIL there's a city named after a waffle dropped on the beach San Diego
2. My dad has the heart of a lion And a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo.
3. What do you call a waffle on the beach? A San Diego
4. What do new IPhones have in common with San Diego? No Chargers.
5. What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles? San Diego
6. What city will you find waffles thrown on the beach? San Diego
7. What city has the most people eating waffles on the beach? San Diego
8. I just heard that Tony Bennett has Alzheimers. He left his heart in San Diego.
9. What is Diego the Explorer's favorite car? An Aventador-a.
10. The guy who named San Diego... must have dropped his breakfast waffle at the beach.
11. What do Mexicans say when they start a race? Diego.
12. I dropped my waffle on the beach the other day... You know what I had?
    A San Diego
13. What does an optimist call the World Trade Center? San Diego.
14. Where are you when you take your waffle to the beach? San Diego!
15. Not sure if this is original What do you call a waffle on the beach?
    A San Diego

San Diego Jokes

Here is a list of funny san diego jokes and even better san diego puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If you don't like the weather... in Chicago, wait 10 minutes.
  in San Francisco, walk 2 blocks.
  in New York, go on vacation.
  in Phoenix, move.
  in San Diego, you're wrong.
• The San Diego Padres visited an orphanage in Mexico... "It's really sad to see their faces with no hope" said Juan, age 9.
• What's A Californians Favorite Waffle? A Sandy Eggo (San Diego)
• Why does every person from San Diego have dead electronics? Their chargers relocated to Los Angeles!
• What city has the worst toaster waffles? San Diego
• Why did all the phones die in San Diego? Because they had no chargers.
• Where in the world was Carmen, San Diego. San Diego, you idiot.
• Where do you eat toaster waffles on the beach? San Diego!!
• {WATCH MLB} San Diego Padres vs Washington Nationals live...
• i asked "where" I work in a hospital. I once asked a confused patient if she had pain. She said yes. I said "Where?" She said, "San Diego."

Diego Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny diego name jokes and even better diego name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The genitalia of Juan Diego Sanches Garcia Hernandez is shorter than his name.

Hilarious Diego Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about diego you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make diego pranks.