Didja Jokes

Funniest Didja Short Jokes

Short didja jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The didja humour may include short level jokes also.

1. Didja hear the one about the hobbit who ruined the boxing match? He tried to destroy the ring.
2. Didja hear about the coke dealer who retired? He didn't want to put his business in other peoples' noses anymore.
3. Didja hear about the magician who was walking down the street and suddenly... ...turned into a drugstore?
4. Didja hear they're developing a new gameshow targeted specifically at an LGBT audience? Yeah - they're gonna call it "Bruce or Dare"
5. Hey, didja hear that Johnny Rzeznik and Stefani Germanotta are forming a new band? They're going to call it "Googoo Gaga".
6. "Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon.
   "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!"
   "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!"
7. Didja hear that Hershey's is bringing out a new LGBT candy-bar? They're callin it a Lady Bruce.

Share These Didja Jokes With Friends

Didja One Liners

Which didja one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with didja? I can suggest the ones about contractions and professor.

1. Didja hear about the guy whose wife got trapped in a vatful of ink? She dyed.
2. Didja hear dogs are being trained to smell the virus? That will be an enjoyable Lab test.
3. Didja hear about this new r**... for the LGBT market - Morgan Le Fay? It's 150 broof.

Cheeky Didja Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about didja you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean muscle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make didja pranks.