The Best 12 Didja Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Didja jokes. There are some didja hear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these didja whaddaya puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Didja Jokes and Puns

My friend told me he failed his authentic Australian music exam.

I asked "didja redo it"?

Didja hear about the guy whose wife got trapped in a vatful of ink?

She dyed.

Didja hear the one about the hobbit who ruined the boxing match?

He tried to destroy the ring.

Didja joke, Didja hear the one about the hobbit who ruined the boxing match?

Didja hear about the coke dealer who retired?

He didn't want to put his business in other peoples' noses anymore.

Didja hear about the two fat chicks flouting social distancing rules while going for a walk?

They just wanted to flatten their curves.


Didja hear about the skunk that went to church?

They made him sit in his own pew.

Didja hear dogs are being trained to smell the virus?

That will be an enjoyable Lab test.

Didja joke, Didja hear dogs are being trained to smell the virus?

Didja hear about the guy that invented Lifesavers?

Apparently he made a mint!

Didja hear about the magician who was walking down the street and suddenly...

...turned into a drugstore?

Didja hear about this Calcutta couple who had a little baby girl looked just like a frog?

They named her Polly-wog.

Didja hear they're developing a new gameshow targeted specifically at an LGBT audience?

Yeah - they're gonna call it "Bruce or Dare"

You can explore didja shoulda reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean didja level dad jokes. There are also didja puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Hey, didja hear that Johnny Rzeznik and Stefani Germanotta are forming a new band?

They're going to call it "Googoo Gaga".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the didja contractions jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working didja woulda piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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