Didgeridoo Jokes

Funniest Didgeridoo Short Jokes

Short didgeridoo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The didgeridoo humour may include short bagpipes jokes also.

1. My Australian friend flunked 2 music classes, but said he'd only re-taken one. I asked him, "so, which didgeridoo?"
2. I was given a book, "How to play the didgeridoo." All the pages are empty besides one that says, "Far away from me."
3. What does a groupie of an Australian folk music group say when she tries to get with a band member? Didgeridoo me
4. What did the Australian boss say to his lazy employee? Didgeridoo those papers I asked for?
5. My Australian friend only knows one song on the didgeridoo, and that's Dancing Queen.... I thought that's ABBA-riginal
6. Walking didgeridoo I heard what sounded like a didgeridoo coming down the street one very very windy day. Turns out it was just Michelle Duggar wearing a skirt.
7. I tried to steal a didgeridoo from a museum... I didgeri-shouldn't-have-done-that. 3 years....

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Didgeridoo One Liners

Which didgeridoo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with didgeridoo? I can suggest the ones about musical instrument and flute.

1. I saw a busker playing Dancing Queen on the didgeridoo I thought that's Abba-riginal.
2. I heard you didn't pass your Australian citizenship test... Didgeridoo it?
3. Didgeridoo? No I did it right the first time!
4. How do you learn to play the didgeridoo? You don't, you just didgeridoo it!
5. An Australian guy was playing mama mia on a didgeridoo, I thought. That's "Aboriginal"
6. I've never played a musical instrument. Only the didgeridoo.
7. I used to play the Didgeridoo But now I Didgeridont
8. What do you call a didgeridoo that doesn't work? A didgeridon't
9. Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo? It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.
10. Australians don't mate... They didgeridoo-it.

Amusing Didgeridoo Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about didgeridoo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean playing bagpipe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make didgeridoo pranks.