Didgeridoo Jokes

28 didgeridoo jokes and hilarious didgeridoo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about didgeridoo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Didgeridoo Short Jokes

Short didgeridoo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The didgeridoo humour may include short bagpipes jokes also.

  1. I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma mia on the didgeridoo. That's Abba-rigonal
  2. My Australian friend flunked 2 music classes, but said he'd only re-taken one. I asked him, "so, which didgeridoo?"
  3. What do you call someone who plays the same song over and over on his didgeridoo? An unoriginal aboriginal.
  4. I once saw a man playing dancing queen on the didgeridoo. I thought to myself: "That's abbarigional."
    (From today's issue of the times)
  5. I was given a book, "How to play the didgeridoo." All the pages are empty besides one that says, "Far away from me."
  6. I was on my way to work the other day and i passed a busker playing 'Dancing Queen' on the didgeridoo. I thought to myself 'thats Abbariginal'...
  7. Australian humour. This Australian guy just said to me, I just saw a Man playing "Dancing Queen" on a didgeridoo, I thought to myself that's Abbariginal.
  8. I saw a street performer playing Dancing Queen on a Didgeridoo yesterday... And I thought, that's ABBAriginal.
  9. What does a groupie of an Australian folk music group say when she tries to get with a band member? Didgeridoo me
  10. What did the Australian boss say to his lazy employee? Didgeridoo those papers I asked for?

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Didgeridoo One Liners

Which didgeridoo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with didgeridoo? I can suggest the ones about musical instrument and music instruments.

  1. I saw a busker playing Dancing Queen on the didgeridoo I thought that's Abba-riginal.
  2. Australians don't mate... They didgeridoo-it.
  3. Just heard a bloke playing Dancing Queen on a didgeridoo. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal'.
  4. I heard you didn't pass your Australian citizenship test... Didgeridoo it?
  5. Didgeridoo? No I did it right the first time!
  6. How do you learn to play the didgeridoo? You don't, you just didgeridoo it!
  7. An Australian guy was playing mama mia on a didgeridoo, I thought. That's "Aboriginal"
  8. I've never played a musical instrument. Only the didgeridoo.
  9. Music schools in 1943 Germany This semester is didgeridoos and killing Jews
  10. I used to play the Didgeridoo But now I Didgeridont
  11. What do you call a didgeridoo that doesn't work? A didgeridon't
  12. Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo? It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

Didgeridoo joke, Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

Amusing Didgeridoo Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about didgeridoo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flute jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make didgeridoo pranks.

As the first fleet rounded the headlands and sailed into botany bay the local Aborigines could see several men looking towards them through big fancy telescopes. One of the Aborigines comments "s**... white man,

can't even play the didgeridoo".

My Australian friend only knows one song on the didgeridoo, and that's Dancing Queen....

I thought that's ABBA-riginal

Didgeridoo joke, My Australian friend only knows one song on the didgeridoo, and that's Dancing Queen....