The Best 7 Diddy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diddy jokes. There are some diddy xzibit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diddy diss puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Diddy Jokes and Puns

Dixie Kong ran up to Donkey Kong crying..

"What wrong?" asked Donkey Kong.

"Someone told me I could get bananas from a hornet's nest so I hit it and the hornets came out and chased me!" Dixie sobs.

"Sounds like you did a Diddy." says Donkey.

"A Diddy? What's that mean?" asks Dixie.

DK explains, "I'm sayin, 'Do a Diddy'. Diddy dumb, Diddy do."

"I saw a famous rapper urinating onto a gravestone."

"P. Diddy?"

"Yes, onto a gravestone."

Why did Diddy shoot Biggie?

He wanted to smoke a fat one

Why did Kanye name his dog P Diddy?

So he can scoop Diddy's poops

What do you call a flattering, biased story about Sean Diddy Combs?

A Puff (daddy) piece


Did you hear Donkey Kong died?.....

Me: Did you hear Donkey Kong died?

You: Diddy?

Me: NO, DONKEY!

Also:

Me: Did you hear Puff Daddy died?

You: Diddy?

Me: YEAH.

Why doesn't Sean "P. Diddy" brush his hair?

Because Sean "P. Diddy" Combs

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diddy raps jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diddy eminem piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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