Diddy Jokes
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Humorous Diddy Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
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Dixie Kong ran up to Donkey Kong crying..
"What wrong?" asked Donkey Kong.
"Someone told me I could get bananas from a hornet's nest so I hit it and the hornets came out and chased me!" Dixie sobs.
"Sounds like you did a Diddy." says Donkey.
"A Diddy? What's that mean?" asks Dixie.
DK explains, "I'm sayin, 'Do a Diddy'. Diddy dumb, Diddy do."
"I saw a famous rapper urinating onto a gravestone."
"P. Diddy?"
"Yes, onto a gravestone."
Why did Diddy shoot Biggie?
He wanted to smoke a fat one
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