The Best 8 Diddly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diddly jokes. There are some diddly fitness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diddly doody puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Diddly Jokes and Puns

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

3 jokes instead of 3 layers of cake. Let's go!

What is at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck

Where are all average things made?
The Satisfactory

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly Squats


What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

I'm into exercise

Every day I do diddly squats

New company sponsored exercise program

Now that we are all back at work from COVID, we have started a new exercise program. It includes such wonderful exercises as:
Running amok
Jumping to conclusions
Passing the buck
Point fingers
Climbing the walls
And my favorite exercise of all... diddly squats!

What exercise did Ned Flanders use to convince Homer Simpson to lose weight?

He said all Homer had to do was diddly squat...

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What do fat people do for exercise?

Diddly squats

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diddly deadlift jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diddly lunge piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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