Diddle Jokes
6 diddle jokes and hilarious diddle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about diddle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Explore your funny side with the classic nursery rhyme, "Hey Diddle Diddle"! Learn all about the silliest fottle, bamboozle, and other jokes, perfect for playin'. Get ready for some fun and laughter!
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An oldie but a goodie
A guy walks into a butcher shop and says "I'd like two pounds of kidleys."
The butcher looks at him and says "Don't you mean you want two pounds of *kidneys*?"
The guy is all confused. "I *said* kidleys, d**... I?"
A guy goes into a grocery store and says, "I'd like a can of kidley beans."
The grocer says, "Don't you mean kidney beans?"
The man says, "I said kidley, d**... I?"
What's a priest's favorite nursery rhyme?
Hey d**... d**...
A man goes to a butcher's shop
He asks the butcher, "can I have a pound of kidleies?"
The butcher says, "you mean kidneys, right?"
"That's what I said, d**... I?"
Visited the Doctor today
I told him every time I turn on the TV I see Mary Poppins, he reckons I have a bad case of the um d**... um d**... um d**... eye!
What's Jared Fogle's favorite nursery rhyme?
Hey d**... d**....
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