The Best 6 Diddle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diddle jokes. There are some diddle diddly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diddle widdle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Diddle Jokes and Puns

An oldie but a goodie

A guy walks into a butcher shop and says "I'd like two pounds of kidleys."
The butcher looks at him and says "Don't you mean you want two pounds of *kidneys*?"
The guy is all confused. "I *said* kidleys, diddle I?"

A guy goes into a grocery store and says, "I'd like a can of kidley beans."

The grocer says, "Don't you mean kidney beans?"
The man says, "I said kidley, diddle I?"

What's a priest's favorite nursery rhyme?

Hey Diddle Diddle

A man goes to a butcher's shop

He asks the butcher, "can I have a pound of kidleies?"

The butcher says, "you mean kidneys, right?"

"That's what I said, diddle I?"

Visited the Doctor today

I told him every time I turn on the TV I see Mary Poppins, he reckons I have a bad case of the um diddle um diddle um diddle eye!


What's Jared Fogle's favorite nursery rhyme?

Hey Diddle Diddle.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diddle softest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diddle junior piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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