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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these did you hear about humming puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I heard he made a mint.
Well, I'm not going to spread it!
Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.
Upon hearing the news the mother breaks down in tears and, shakily, makes her way into the basement.
When they get there, the woman cannot see the father's corpse.
The little girl then exclaims "April fools! Daddy did it in the garage"
Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious.
It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.
...then my illegal logging business is a success.
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.
Because they're dead
Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 3
Anna 4
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Inmate: It's bec..
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
Great food, no atmosphere
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
He said, Thanks man, I've been practicing a lot.
It was a Big Mcsteak
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.
So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."
So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"
"Blind man!"
The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt."
They let him in.
The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second.
The husband says, "Change the battery in your hearing aid."
Police think it is race-related
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Nickelback.
Mom: did you hear about the actress that stabbed her husband?!?
Me: really? Who?
Mom: I can't remember her name, it was Reese something...
Me: Witherspoon?
Mom: no, with her knife
I jokingly told her, "I hear this place has rave reviews", but she just rolled her eyes at me.
I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
"NASA: The Sky's The Limit"
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Husband says "put new batteries in your hearing aid."
Unfortunately, both books were permanently destroyed.
Do you know the what the real tragedy is?
He didn't even finish colouring the second one.
Apparently nobody else can make America go downhill faster.
His name was Rick O'Shea
how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behind me honk before the light turns green?
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
It was a Nguyen, Nguyen situation.
He had locomotives
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