The Best 35 Did U Know Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Did U Know jokes. There are some did u know jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these did u know puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Did U Know Jokes and Puns

A gentleman is preparing to board a plane when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight.

Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope starts a crossword puzzle. Almost immediately, the Pope turns to the gentleman and says, Excuse me, but would you know a four letter word ending in 'u-n-t' that refers to a woman?

Oh my god! the man thought. I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word. The gentleman thinks for quite a while, then it hits him. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman says, I think the word you're looking for is 'Aunt'.

Oh, of course! the Pope exclaims. Do you have an eraser?

A Polish man was at the Eye Doctor to test his sight, and looked at a chart with the following letters:

G U O Y L V B J I T D A Z C K

Doctor: Can you read the letters?

Polish Man: Of course i can read it, I know the guy!

Stupid kid

A barber was doing his business and a kid walked in his shop.
The barber told his customer:
- See that kid, he's the stupidest kid I've ever know. Here I'll prove it to you.
The barber yells at kid to come to him so his customer can watch.
The barber pulls out a 2 euro coin and a 5 euro bill and asks the kid:
- Hey kid, what do u choose?
The kid takes the 2 euro coin and leaves. The barber:
- See, I told u. He chooses 2 euro coin every time.
The customer walks out and sees the kid around the corner eating ice-cream.
He approaches the kid and asks:
- Do u not know the difference between a 2 euro coin and a 5 euro bill. Which one is more valuable?
The kid replies:
- I know the difference, but the moment I choose the 5 euro bill, the game is over.

A black man walks into a bar...

And sits down with a parrot on his shoulder. When the bartender asks what he would like to drink, the parrot answers instead.
"Vodka!" it squawks.
Amazed by the trick, the bartender got him his drink and stood back in awe. A few minutes later, the curiosity became to strong for the bartender and he had to know.
" hey, where did u get that? It's so well trained!"
"Africa" answers the parrot.

Past& Sees Her.

Susie is a prostitute who doesn't want her gran to know. One day Police raid the brothel & line up the girls outside.The gran walks past& sees her.Quick thinking Susie tells her its a queue for free oranges, so her gran joins the queue. When the Police get to gran, they're surprised& ask her 'how do u do it at your age?'she replies ,I take my teeth out, peel back the skin& suck 'em until they're dry.


Know why the letters a, e, i, o, and u are so angry?

Irritable vowel syndrome.

*finds old Ouija board*

"I don't know guys, that stuff is dark--"

"What's the worst that could happen?"

"Spirits of the dead give us your message!"

W-E-H-A

"Guys--"

"Shut up"

W-E-H-A-V-E-U

"Guys--"

"Keep going"

W-E-H-A-V-E-U-P-D-A-T-E-D-O-U-R-P-R-I-V-A-C-Y-P-O-L-I-C-Y

James Thurber's crossword puzzle.

Laid up in the hospital, James Thurber passed the time doing crossword puzzles.

One day he asked a nurse, What seven-letter word has three u's in it?

She said, I don't know, but it must be unusual.

An old man sat studying on a bench near the Kremlin

A KGB agent walking by looked at him suspiciously
but passed by
But an hour and 2 more times passing later the agent asked "Why are u sitting here so long and what are u doing?
Old man replied "I am an old man and Don't expect to live much longer. I want to go to heaven and as u know they speak Hebrew in heaven so I am learning the language now
To this the agent replied "Ha if u go to hell? Then what?"
The old man replied "I am already fluent in Russian"

Couple claiming Virginity:

Couple claiming Virginity:
Girl:If this Is your 1st time,then how did u do it so well?

Boy:If this Is your 1st time,then how do u know that i did well???

what is the propeller used for on an airplane?

Many people dont know this, but is actually for air conditioning, if u ever get to see it, when the propeller stops the pilot suddenly starts sweating

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Once a man met the great chessmaster Gary Kasparov on a plane seat beside him

The grandmaster says "would u like to play a game of chess for a $100 per game?" The man replies "I know who you are mate I would never be able to beat you". Gary thinks a bit and says "I will play with my left hand" the man accepts.


Afterwards when he recites his story to his wife he says "I lost 1800 dollars to that man he is such a great player even with his left hand".
The wife says, "YOU FOOL!!"
"He was a lefty and u didn't realise it"

Iodine wanted to bond with Uranium...

But Uranium wanted to bond with Helium ; helium was noble and didn't want to bond with Uranium. When Iodine found out about this, he said.....

"I know I can treat U better than He can..."

A boy is at a spelling bee.

Judge: "Your word is 'buffering'."

Boy: "Let me know when it's loaded."

Judge: "It's not 'loaded'. It's 'buffering'."

Boy: "No problem, just tell me when..."

Judge: "Buffering!"

Boy: "Oh, OK..."

Judge: "No, it's actually B-U-F-F-E-R-I-N-G."

Priest does a crossword puzzle

A gentleman sits next to a priest on an airplane. He sees the priest doing a crossword puzzle.

Time passes and the priest says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in 'u-n-t'?"

The gentleman thinks about this and finally says, "I believe the word you're looking for is 'aunt.'"

The priest replies, "Oh, you're right. That fits, too. Would you happen to have an eraser?"

There are two letters of the alphabet that I don't know

I don't know u and I don't know y

Did u know 70% of Chinese optometrists have cataracts

The other 30 drive Rincolns

Teacher: Who is the President of Iraq?

Teacher: Who is the President of Iraq?
Johnny: I don't know miss

Teacher: You need to focus more on your studies
Johnny: Please miss, can I ask a question?

Teacher: Yes
Johnny: Do u know Angela?

Teacher: No, Why?
Johnny: You need to focus more on your husband!

U know why Christians call the preist 'Father' ?

Cuz calling them Daddy would be too suspicious.


I asked my friend what the sequel to E T would be called, and do you know what he said??

F U

Young Dave just learnt the alphabets

He had an amplified stage fear, he was too afraid to even talk to more than 10 people at a time

The teacher says "Dave, write all the alphabets on the board"

Dave nervously replies" no ma'am, I don't think I know them all"

Teacher says" come here and give it a try!'

Dave complies and writes on the black board
"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z"

The teacher notices the mistake and asks" Where is the P Dave? "

"Running down my leg"

I'm Friends With 24 Letters Of The Alphabet..

I Don't Know U And I Don't Know Y.

Sometimes "i" makes the same sound as a "y"

You know what, "i" wouldn't do that if "i" were "u"

A Polish person went to have their eyes tested.

The eye test chart read: N Y X C S F R U Z. The optom asked, 'can you read any of those letters?' 'read it?' the polish person answered, 'i know him!'

A friend asked me

Friend: what does 'u' mean in chemistry again?

Me: The only thing I know that starts with a "u" in chemistry is us

How many letters in alphabet joke

Boy: There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?
Girl: 26.
Boy: Ah Heck, sorry i forgot the U R A Q T.
Girl: That makes 25.
Boy: I know I will give you the D later...

The things kids say....

I work in a middle school and I was talking to a 6th grader today. He was bummed because he's so short:

He says: I should go back to kindergarten with kids my own size.

Me: Well maybe you should try 1st grade because you already know the alphabet, right?

He didn't skip a beat and responded: I'm so American, the only letters I know are U, S and A!

It was hilarious.!! Thank you children for making us laugh.

Do you know The perfect system to avoid condom accident ?

The perfect system to avoid condom accident,
use double condom with chilly powder in between,
if outer breaks she will know ,
if inner breaks u will know.

Vectors Joke

When (i) think of crossing with (u) I get my own normal vector, if you know what I mean. ;)

How do you know if two lesbians are on a date?

The u-haul that's parked out back.

Guy sits next to a priest doing the crossword

Priest says: "You know a four letter word for 'type of woman', last three letters u-n-t?"
Guy replies: "Aunt."
Priest pauses, says: "Got an eraser?"

Driving test...

Friend: I just gave my driving test.

I: Did u pass it?

Friend: I don't know... I'm waiting for the instructor to return from the trauma center.

Did you know why U boat captains brought dogs on boards ?

They thought subwoofers would improve their radar.

One day a black white and Asian got arrested but the cop said if u can say green pink and yellow in a sentence, then u won't go to jail.

The black didn't know what to say so he went to jail.

The white said "well white guys are pink....." but the cop said wrong order so he went to jail.

So the Asian guy said "well the phone go Green green so i pink up the phone and say yellow"

All my friends, we was ready for the second riot.



No, not like the first one, where we were just grabbing stuff at random it wouldn't be like that.

I've got a thousand boxes of Pampers; I don't know what I'm going to do with it.

No, no, this time we had a list.

We were going to get the stuff we need.

Everybody on my block has bought a U-Haul..

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