Diction Jokes
15 diction jokes and hilarious diction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about diction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Humorous Diction Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
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A Dictionary and a Thesaurus are in a library...
A Dictionary and a Thesaurus are in a library. The librarian who has taken good care of them for years and years is retiring. Understandably, the Dictionary and Thesaurus are both sad.
The Thesaurus says to the Dictionary "I can see how distraught you are."
The Dictionary responds "You don't even know the meaning of the word."
The Thesaurus then says "But I know what it's like."
What do you call a dictionary thief?
I don't know :(
I'll never use that dictionary again...
The definition it gave for "obfuscate" was confusing and misleading.
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What did the dictionary say when it got a cold?
I had thesaurus t**... ever.....
I'll see myself out
Every dictionary has at least one mistake
It's in the m section, after mist.
Why was the dictionary on the top shelf more expensive than the one on the bottom...
Because it was a higher definition
What did the dictionary go to jail for?
Textual Assault
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy
I took my dictionary to a bar.
I just wanted to get the word out.
Where does the dictionary keep grownup words?
Under ground.
How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?
You can see the definition.
My dictionary got into an argument with my thesaurus.
They had words.
A dictionary and a thesaurus have a child together
They had a difficult time accepting that their child was a homophone
Got a dictionary from my dad today
Tried to thank him for it, but couldn't find the words.
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Diction One Liners
Which diction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with diction? I can suggest the ones about dictate and pronunciation.
- What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling? A Diction Fairy
