The Best 16 Dictatorship Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Dictatorship Jokes and Puns

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What do you call a boat full of mean potatoes?

A dictatorship

What do you call a boat full of penises and potatoes?

A dictatorship

A man finds himself as the cook on a ship...

A man finds himself as the cook on a ship that has just set off on a voyage. He does a quick survey of the kitchen. Everything seems good except in the pantry he finds several bags of potatoes that are all shaped like penises. "That's weird," he thinks as he goes and finds the captain.

"Hey, captain, what's with all the potatoes looking like penises. I don't like it," he says.

The captain replies, "Well you can't change it. This is a dictatorship."

A good comedian is like a good dictatorship.

Consistent in their execution.


What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship.

*sobs*

Trump & Trudeau

Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were we discussing politics when Donald leans in close and says:

Donald: You know Justin, if the US were a Dictatorship I would be a Dictator.

Justin: Yea, I suppose so Donald.

Donald: And you know if the US were a Monarchy I would be a Monarch.

Justin: That's also true Don, but I hate to break it to you, the US is a Country.

Dictatorship joke, Trump & Trudeau

We are really concerned with what's going on South of the Border with all the drugs gun violence and now this new Dictatorship

I am Canadian

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What did the penis-shaped potato name his yacht?

The S.S. Dictatorship.

Life hacks from Secretary Stalin, don't dress for the job you want. Use the job you have to create a totalitarian dictatorship to crush your enemies.

*this joke exists because I found out Stalin's title during his reign was Secretary. During the power struggles his opponents wanted to give him a menial job to side line him. But he realized he controlled who got invitations to meeting, what was on the agenda, and when they should happen. Leading to his total domination of the communist party as a dictator.

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A literal dictatorship...

..is a potato boat named Richard.

^^^kill ^^^me

Burger King: Have It Your Way!

Burger Dictatorship: Have it My Way!

Burger Communism: Have it Everyone's Way!

Burger Capitalism: Have it Your Way For a Steep Price Hike!

Burger Oligarchy: 1% Have it Their Way!

Burger Democracy: Have Something Your Way!

Burger Anarchy: Don't Have It!

Citizen of a secretive dictatorship - AMA!

[this user has been jailed]

What do you call the king's sailboat?

A dictatorship.

Where's the best place to create a dictatorship?

A vacuum. There's no resistance.

Dictatorship joke, Where's the best place to create a dictatorship?

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