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Funniest Dictatorship Short Jokes

Short dictatorship jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dictatorship humour may include short dictator kim jokes also.

  1. What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common? They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
  2. We are really concerned with what's going on South of the Border with all the drugs gun violence and now this new Dictatorship I am Canadian
  3. What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos? An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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Dictatorship One Liners

Which dictatorship one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dictatorship? I can suggest the ones about democracy and dictate.

  1. What do you call a boat full of mean potatoes? A dictatorship
  2. A good comedian is like a good dictatorship. Consistent in their execution.
  3. What kind of ship never sinks? A dictatorship.
    *sobs*
  4. How do dictators travel on the sea? In dictatorships.
  5. A literal dictatorship... ..is a potato boat named Richard.
    ^^^kill ^^^me
  6. Citizen of a secretive dictatorship - AMA! [this user has been jailed]
  7. What do you call the king's sailboat? A dictatorship.
  8. Where's the best place to create a dictatorship? A vacuum. There's no resistance.
  9. Did you hear about Joseph Stalin's personal yacht? They say it was a huge dictator-ship.
  10. What do you call a boat full of p**... and potatoes? A dictatorship
  11. What did the p**...-shaped potato name his yacht? The S.S. Dictatorship.

Dictatorship joke, What did the p**...-shaped potato name his yacht?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about dictatorship can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of dictatorship puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uplifting Dictatorship Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about dictatorship you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean genocide jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make dictatorship prank.

A cargo ship sank in the ocean. The cargo, Idaho potatoes and rubber p**..., floated in the vicinity.

The Coast Guard had received a distress call, but a chopper arrived to find no ship in the water. Seeing the cargo strewn about on the water, they decided to send a diver down to look for the ship.
"I already know what kind of ship to look for," the diver told the chopper pilot.
"How could you possibly know what kind of ship it was?" replied the pilot.
"It was a dictatorship."

A man joins a ship's crew as a cook

A man finds himself as the cook on a ship that has just set off on a voyage. He does a quick survey of the kitchen. Everything seems good except in the pantry he finds several bags of potatoes that are all shaped like p**.... "That's weird," he thinks as he goes and finds the captain.
"Hey, captain, what's with all the potatoes looking like p**.... I don't like it," he says.
The captain replies, "Well you can't change it. This is a dictatorship."

A man finds himself as the cook on a ship...

A man finds himself as the cook on a ship that has just set off on a voyage. He does a quick survey of the kitchen. Everything seems good except in the pantry he finds several bags of potatoes that are all shaped like p**.... "That's weird," he thinks as he goes and finds the captain.
"Hey, captain, what's with all the potatoes looking like p**.... I don't like it," he says.
The captain replies, "Well you can't change it. This is a dictatorship."

Trump & Trudeau

Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were we discussing politics when Donald leans in close and says:
Donald: You know Justin, if the US were a Dictatorship I would be a Dictator.
Justin: Yea, I suppose so Donald.
Donald: And you know if the US were a Monarchy I would be a Monarch.
Justin: That's also true Don, but I hate to break it to you, the US is a Country.

Life hacks from Secretary Stalin, don't dress for the job you want. Use the job you have to create a totalitarian dictatorship to crush your enemies.

*this joke exists because I found out Stalin's title during his reign was Secretary. During the power struggles his opponents wanted to give him a menial job to side line him. But he realized he controlled who got invitations to meeting, what was on the agenda, and when they should happen. Leading to his total d**... of the communist party as a dictator.

Dictatorship joke, Life hacks from Secretary Stalin, don't dress for the job you want. Use the job you have to create a

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