The Best 12 Dictator Kim Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dictator Kim jokes. There are some dictator kim jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dictator kim puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dictator Kim Jokes and Puns

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

Kim Jong Un is currently..

The Shrodingers cat of dictators.

There's a rumour that North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un is dead.

But personally, I think he's just Kim Jong Un-well

Why is Kim Jong Un such an evil dictator?

Because he has no Seoul.

I heard that roles in leadership positions are good jobs...

...but tell that to Kim Jong Un, he's a dictator with a failing Korea

Can he tame the crazy dictator from the North?

The whole world is hoping for Kim Jong-Un.


Who's the dictator who loves playing card games?

Kim Jong Uno.

A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is a terrible dictator....

but I worked as a secretary in his administration for several years, and found his speech to be clear, concise and well paced

People say Kim Jong Un is a terrible dictator but...

...i worked as his secretary and I found him to be rather eloquent.

What do you call a North Korean dictator who produces music on SoundCloud?

Kim Jong Tune

What happens when Korean dictators are bad drivers?

Kim car-dashing

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Who is Master P's favorite dictator?

Kim Jung Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

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