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- There's a rumour that North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un is dead. But personally, I think he's just Kim Jong Un-well
- I heard that roles in leadership positions are good jobs... ...but tell that to Kim Jong Un, he's a dictator with a failing Korea
- A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is a terrible dictator.... but I worked as a secretary in his administration for several years, and found his speech to be clear, concise and well paced
- People say Kim Jong Un is a terrible dictator but... ...i worked as his secretary and I found him to be rather eloquent.
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- Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless? He doesn't have a Seoul.
- Kim Jong Un is currently.. The Shrodingers cat of dictators.
- Why is Kim Jong Un such an evil dictator? Because he has no Seoul.
- Can he tame the crazy dictator from the North? The whole world is hoping for Kim Jong-Un.
- Dictator Who's the dictator who loves playing card games?
Kim Jong Uno. - What do you call a North Korean dictator who produces music on SoundCloud? Kim Jong Tune
- What happens when Korean dictators are bad drivers? Kim car-dashing
- Who is Master P's favorite dictator? Kim Jung Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
- What do you call someone who dictates the music on a car ride? Kim Jong Tune
- What do you call a sick dictator? Kim Jong-ILL
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Ill show myshelf out... - What dictator was famous for his rapping? Kim Jon Illin
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Kim Jong Un went to get his palm read.
"Ah", said the mystic. "One year from now I see great glory in your future.
Two years from now I see even greater glory.
Three years from now the glory is joined by love.
However I must warn you that past that I can read nothing of your future."
At this the dictator gets a bit panicked. " Do you mean to tell me that my enemies seek to kill me and will destroy glorious Korea in 4 years time?"
" No, no", assures the fortune teller. "Your existence and that of Korea continues beyond the next three years, I just can't read any of it because I can't read Chinese."
Happiness
Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump are on a plane. As the plane flies over a poor city, the Korean dictator looks through the window and claims:
-If I were to toss a dollar off the plane, I would make one person happy.
-If I were to throw a hundred dollars in pennies, I could make entire families happier,- says President Putin.
-Please, the amount of spare change I could find in my pockets alone would cheer up the city,- boasts President Trump.
-And if I were to throw you three off the plane, I would make the entire humanity happy,- adds the pilot.