The Best 9 Dictate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dictate jokes. There are some dictate unwritten jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dictate carla puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dictate Jokes and Puns

Two scientists walk into a bar.

"I'll have H2O," says the first.

"I'll have H2O, too," says the second.

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

Mike Tyson was arrested at a 5th grade sitting bee his first time judging

The word was Dictate.

[Spelling Bee Contestant] Can you use it in a sentence?

[Mike Tyson] She liked the way my Dictate

Milkin' it.

I walked into the living room to see my wife breast feeding our son.

Being curious, I asked: "how long are you going to keep doing this, honey? I mean at what age is it too old for him?"

"Well, I think it's necessary to have quality bonding time between mother and child, and usually societal norms dictate this age aught to be ..."

I got impatient again: "Shut up son, i was talking to your mother. "

Dictate joke, Milkin' it.

Mike Tyson is hosting a spelling bee

A contestant approaches the stage and Mike says, "the word is dictate"

The contestant thinks for a second, clearly pondering the spelling of the word. "Dictate... Mike, could you please use that in a sentence?"

Mike smoothly replies, "Well of course. When I was in prison, Maurice told me that my dictate good"

Lil' Rascals

read aloud for best effect ...
Teacher stands in front of the class full of the Lil' Rascals.
She asks Darla to spell dictate.
Darla, "dictate: d-i-k-t-a-t. Dictate."
Sorry Darla that is incorrect.
Teacher asks Buckwheat.
Buckwheat says, "dictate: d-i-c-t-a-t-e. Dictate."
"very good Buckwheat," says the teacher. "now can you use it in a sentence?"
"Sure," says Buckwheat, "Darla says my dictate good"


Little Billy and Sarah are two finalists at the spelling bee...

Sarah is up first.

Prompter: Sarah, your word is dumb. Please spell it and use it in a sentence.

Sarah: D-U-M-B dumb. Billy is dumb.

Prompter: Good, now spell stupid

Sarah: S-T-U-P-I-D stupid. Billy is stupid.

Prompter: Correct, now Billy, spell dictate

Billy: D-I-C-T-A-T-E dictate. Sarah might say I'm dumb and stupid, but she also say my dic-tate good.

The little rascals are having a spelling test.

The teacher calls on Buckwheat and gives him the word "dictate" buckwheat replies " dictate, d.i.c.t.a.t.e." The teacher says very good now use it in a sentence please. He thinks about it for a second then says "Hey Darla how did my dic tate last night".

Dictate joke, The little rascals are having a spelling test.

Teacher: "Use the word 'dictate' in a sentence."

Buckwheat: "Carla say my dictate good."

Use this word in a sentence...

Teacher: "Okay, Buckwheat, use 'dictate' in a sentence."
Buckwheat: "Carla say my dictate good."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dictate sentence jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dictate govern piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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