The Best 8 Dictaphone Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dictaphone jokes. There are some dictaphone tapes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dictaphone microphone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dictaphone Jokes and Puns

Hard to find good help nowadays

A secretary walks into her boss's office and says, "Can I use your Dictaphone?"
He says, "No, dial with your finger like everyone else."

I'm suspicious that my dictaphone is suddenly full

although I may be reading too much into it

My hipster friend just told me, I'm going to start using my dictaphone.

I said, Why don't you use your fingers like normal people?

"Do you use a dictaphone?"

"No, I just use my finger."

I tried to use my Dictaphone today.

But I ended up just using my finger like everyone else.


My secretary came into my office today and asked if she could use my dictaphone

I said no, use your finger like everybody else.

Do you use a Dictaphone?

Years ago, I used to use a Dictaphone

Now I use my finger because it's more hygienic.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dictaphone recorder jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dictaphone stenographer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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