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What do you call a phallic shaped potato growing entirely above ground?

A rootless dick-tater

What do you call an authoritarian potato?

A dicktater.

What do you call a powerful, asshole-ish potato?

A dick-tater.

Dicktater joke, What do you call a powerful, asshole-ish potato?

What do you call a male potato?

A dicktater

What do you get when you cross a Judge and a Potato?

A Dicktater


Apparently Stormy Daniels was misquoted, and what she actually said was that Trump's junk looked like A Little Potato. You know...

A little *dick-tater*

What to you call an authoritarian, phallic tuber,

A dick-tater

Dicktater joke, What to you call an authoritarian, phallic tuber,

Mr. Potato Head just recently released a Donald Trump themed version of the classic toy.

They call it The Little Dick-tater.

Why did the peasants hate the Potato King?

He was a dicktater.

What do you call a potato that looks just like His Excellency Recep Tayyip Erdoğan?

A Dick-tater.

What do you call a pushy tuber?

A dick-tater. (Dictator)

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Why were the potato people upset with their leader?

He was a dick-tater

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