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What do you call a phallic shaped potato growing entirely above ground?

A rootless dick-tater

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What do you call an authoritarian potato?

A dicktater.

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What do you get when you combine a president, a penis, and a potato?

An orange dick-tater

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What do you call a potato shaped like a penis?

A dicktater

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What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?

A dicktater.

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What do you call a powerful, asshole-ish potato?

A dick-tater.

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What do you call a male potato?

A dicktater

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What to you call an authoritarian, phallic tuber,

A dick-tater

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Kim Jong Un is like a Penis shaped potato.

He's a little Dick-Tater.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A dick-tater.

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What do you get when you cross a Judge and a Potato?

A Dicktater

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Why did the peasants hate the Potato King?

He was a dicktater.

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What do you call a potato who's kind of an asshole?

A dick-tater

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Mr. Potato Head just recently released a Donald Trump themed version of the classic toy.

They call it The Little Dick-tater.

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What do Kim Jong-un and a penis shaped potato have in common?

One is a dictator, the other is a dick-tater.

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What is the worst kind of vegetable to run a country?

A penis shaped potato. Its a dick-tater.

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Why were the potato people upset with their leader?

He was a dick-tater

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What do you call a pushy tuber?

A dick-tater. (Dictator)

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What do you get when you mix a penis with a potato?

A dick-tater

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What do you call someone who has sex with potatoes?

A dick-tater

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What do you call a potato that looks just like His Excellency Recep Tayyip Erdoğan?

A Dick-tater.

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What does Mrs. Potato Head call her husband's penis?

The Dick-tater.

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