The Best 6 Dickory Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dickory jokes. There are some dickory told jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dickory doctor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Hickory Dickory Dock

Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries.

Hickory Dickory Dock...

Three mice ran up the clock

The clock struck one

But the rest escaped with minor injuries.

(Something my grandfather told me when I was five)

Hickory, Dickory, Dock ...

Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And the rest escaped with minor injuries

Hickory dickory dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one

The rest barely escaped with their lives

What's the 3 blind mices' favorite sex act?

Hickory Dickory Docking


Where do mice park their boats?

At the Hickory Dickory Dock!

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