The Best 22 Dickens Jokes
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Top 10 Funniest Dickens Jokes and Puns
An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas.
Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!" The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week." The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Charles Dickens walks into a bar...
and orders a Martini. The bartender asks,"Olive or twist?"
Dickens " A tale of two cities " was originally published in two local newspapers.
It was the Bicester times, it was the Worcester times...
If Charles Dickens wrote The Lord of the Rings, how would the novel have started?
It was the best of Shires. It was the Worcestershires.
I was reading the book "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens.
It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be.
What did the bartender say when Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
Olive or twist?
Charles Dickens had writer's block…
He had a contract due for a new novel, but he hadn't even thought of a title yet. He went into the local pub and asked the barman for a Martini.
"Olive, or twist?"
The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land
The slogan is "All the girls love a Dickens Cider"
Last night I was reading "A Christmas Carol" to my kids when I dropped the book on my foot.
It hurt like the Dickens!
Dickens: I wrote a book about ghosts
**Publisher:** we need a christmas book
**Dickens:** *[adding, like, 4 words]* I wrote a book about christmas ghosts
Charles Dickens was at his publisher's office.
CD: "I'm going to be honest with you, Howard. It's almost complete and I have most of the elements of the story figured out. Great characters, a terrific setting, some good conflict and a theme. But something's missing, and I can't figure out what it is"
Howard: "The plot, Dickens?"
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Charles Dickens had lots of melodious metal bars outside the front of his house. Some of them were expensive, others dirt cheap.
It was the best of chimes, it was the worst of chimes.
"Hello. I'd like a book by Dickens, please."
"Which one?"
"Charles."
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
Everyone knows Charles Dickens as a famous author of great classics. Lesser known is his short-lived Apple Cider business. He had to close it after complaints of unexpected pregnancies.
It may seem strange, but what do you expect when you have Dickens Cider?
A range of alcoholic drinks is being produced named after famous authors
.... Dickens Cider is proving very popular
What brand of cider gets you pregnant?
Dickens.
Which one's the gay jury member in the case between Charles Dickens and Leo Tolstoy?
The one that takes Dickens' side.
In honor of Charles Dickens...
I am also going to be poor this Christmas
My favorite english writer is Dickens
JK Rowling
Have you heard the slogan for Charles Dickens Brand Hard Cider?
There is nothing quite like a hard Dickens' Cider!
TIL that the novel "A Tale of two cities " by Charles Dickens was first serialised in two black country papers....
The Bister Times and the Worcester Times
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