Following is our collection of funny Dickens jokes. There are some dickens hemingway jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!" The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week." The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
and orders a Martini. The bartender asks,"Olive or twist?"
It was the Bicester times, it was the Worcester times...
It was the best of Shires. It was the Worcestershires.
It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be.
Olive or twist?
He had a contract due for a new novel, but he hadn't even thought of a title yet. He went into the local pub and asked the barman for a Martini.
"Olive, or twist?"
The slogan is "All the girls love a Dickens Cider"
It hurt like the Dickens!
**Publisher:** we need a christmas book
**Dickens:** *[adding, like, 4 words]* I wrote a book about christmas ghosts
CD: "I'm going to be honest with you, Howard. It's almost complete and I have most of the elements of the story figured out. Great characters, a terrific setting, some good conflict and a theme. But something's missing, and I can't figure out what it is"
Howard: "The plot, Dickens?"
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It was the best of chimes, it was the worst of chimes.
"Which one?"
"Charles."
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
It may seem strange, but what do you expect when you have Dickens Cider?
.... Dickens Cider is proving very popular
Dickens.
The one that takes Dickens' side.
I am also going to be poor this Christmas
JK Rowling
There is nothing quite like a hard Dickens' Cider!
The Bister Times and the Worcester Times
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