Me with 2 dicks in my mouth.
You never know how yours compares to others but you always hope it's a little bigger.
So I could brag about how small mine is
I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they taste the same.
Cr
He's always got a cocktail.
Guy 1: "You know what this face is?"
*Holds mouth open in an O*
Guy 2: "No, what?"
Guy 1: "Dicksuckers Cramp, get it?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "How often?"
I just pulled in a quick trip today and this guy says to me. "Hey, do you want a free twelve pack of Heineken?"
Me "Yeah, sure I will take it."
He says "Come over here. You can have a twelve-pack of Heineken if you let me touch your dick."
I was "Touch my dick?! What do you mean?"
He answered, "I want to hold it, grab it, pad it..."
After this, I said "Dude, total fuckers out there" while drinking my Heineken.
I walked past a K9 police unit ghe other day and said to my girlfriend: Look, this doggy is walking around with two dicks.
To my credit, both policemen checked under the doggo before attempting to chase me.
Massive oversupply with artificial market restrictions in place. Everyone who has one thinks they are unique, and if one is in your hand you're expected to mention its size,
and fake ones are often just as good
Meaning Dicks shrink when it's cold.
So there are these two dicks walking down the street. One sees a gay bar, so he says to the other: "Hey man, you wanna go get shitfaced?"
Measuring them changes the result
The more you beat em
the thicker they get
There both long and hard unless you are Asian
Three, two for fun and one just to make sure.
They can really take a beating.
Minimeme wage
Because noone ever uses it.
It would be a cockatoo.
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