Dibs Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

God has almost finished creation...

GOD: So how many animals do I have left to make?

ANGEL: Two.

GOD: And how many legs do I have left?

ANGEL: One hundred.

CENTIPEDE: Dibs!

SNAKE: You asshole.

God was talking to one of his angels

God: how many animals do we have left?

Angel: 2

God: and how many legs do we have left?

Angel: 100

Centipede: DIBS!

Snake: Fuck you, asshole

God: How many animals are left to make?

Angel: 2

God: and how many legs do we have left?

Angel: 100

Centipede: dibs!

Snake: asshole

If the Alibaba IPO crashes...

Dibs on the term "Ali-bubble"

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