Diarrhoea Jokes
37 diarrhoea jokes and hilarious diarrhoea puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about diarrhoea that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Diarrhoea Short Jokes
Short diarrhoea jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The diarrhoea humour may include short diarrhea jokes also.
- "Doctor, I think I have genetic diarrhoea" "But diarrhoea isn't genetic"
"Well, it's in my jeans" - I've got diarrhoea, my dads got diarrhoea and my brothers got diarrhoea. Runs in the family.
- I'm writing a book about my time growing up as a shy young boy with irritable bowel syndrome... ... i've decided to call it 'Diarrhoea Of A Wimpy Kid'
- My father, his father, his father's father and his father's father's father all had chronic diarrhoea Runs in the family I guess
- I was just reading an article of ten facts about diarrhoea. Number 2 will really surprise you!
- I'm not sure if I have constipation or diarrhoea. I'll find out by a process of elimination.
- Spanish Stores End in "ía" For instance, florists is florería. Lavandería is a laundromat. But what do you call Taco Bell for short?
Diarrhoea - My local auctioneer passed away due to excessive diarrhoea. I think he was going once... going twice...gone
- Alzheimer and diarrhoea together are the worst. You run to the toilet but can't remember why.
- Beethoven found that having diarrhoea always helped him compose quicker By midday, he was already on his third movement.
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Diarrhoea One Liners
Which diarrhoea one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with diarrhoea? I can suggest the ones about bowel and constipation.
- Diarrhoea Awareness Week starts on Monday Runs until Friday.
- What does violent diarrhoea and a bar fight have in common? Blood on your stool
- My dog kept me awake all night. Dreadful diarrhoea.
Don't think I cooked him properly. - Diarrhoea leaves you like an Xbox With a red ring
- Next time you feel like sh*t, Imagine a bat with diarrhoea...
- Laughter is the best medicine... Unless your suffering from diarrhoea
- Have you heard of the movie about diarrhoea? It's everywhere.
- They say laughter is the best medicine... But it's only making my diarrhoea worse!
- What's worse than the holocaust? Diarrhoea
- Diarrhoea... They should call is dire rear.
- What's black, violent and always runs? Diarrhoea
- Even had diarrhoea while camping? s**...'s intense.
- Hey, if I'm not p**..., I'm looping! - DJ with chronic diarrhoea
Gather Around for Heartwarming Diarrhoea Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about diarrhoea you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean indigestion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make diarrhoea pranks.
Three men are discussing what they think is the fastest thing in the world
The first man says The fastest thing in the world is a thought... I think something and pops into my head
The second man says The fastest thing in the world is light... I turn on the light switch and the room lights up instantly
The third man thinks for a second and says you are both wrong... it's actually Diarrhoea
Confused, The two friends as him how could diarrhoea be the fastest thing in the world?
The third man replies well, the other day when I woke up, before I could even think or turn on the light, it was already too late!
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I was stood in the Chemist..
And I said to the lady behind the counter, Do you have anything that will clear up Diarrhoea?
We have some Imodium plus, if that's what you mean, she replied.
No, I don't think you understand my question. I just s**... on your floor.
Doctor: sir I have two bad diagnoses for you...
Doctor: sir I have two bad diagnoses for you, one is that you have worst diarrhoea I have ever seen.
Patient: what's the other one then?
Doctor: you also have very bad amnesia, you can't remember anything from last 15 seconds.
Patient: well at least I don't have diarrhoea.
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My girlfriend called me and said Talk dirty with me!
Apparently describing my diarrhoea inspired stool in great detail wasn't a good idea...
Shall I flush my joke down the loo?
Because it stinks.
(This feels like verbal diarrhoea).
