Diarrhoea Jokes

39 diarrhoea jokes and hilarious diarrhoea puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about diarrhoea that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Diarrhoea Short Jokes

Short diarrhoea jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The diarrhoea humour may include short diarrhea jokes also.

  1. A survey found that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea That must mean that one dude actually enjoys it.
  2. "Doctor, I think I have genetic diarrhoea" "But diarrhoea isn't genetic"
    "Well, it's in my jeans"
  3. My mother-in-law once went on holiday with a massive case of diarrhoea. She only found out when she opened her suitcase.
  4. I've got diarrhoea, my dads got diarrhoea and my brothers got diarrhoea. Runs in the family.
  5. I'm writing a book about my time growing up as a shy young boy with irritable bowel syndrome... ... i've decided to call it 'Diarrhoea Of A Wimpy Kid'
  6. My father, his father, his father's father and his father's father's father all had chronic diarrhoea Runs in the family I guess
  7. I was just reading an article of ten facts about diarrhoea. Number 2 will really surprise you!
  8. I recently learnt that my dad, grandad and great-grandad all had diarrhoea Runs in the family
  9. I'm not sure if I have constipation or diarrhoea. I'll find out by a process of elimination.
  10. Spanish Stores End in "ía" For instance, florists is florería. Lavandería is a laundromat. But what do you call Taco Bell for short?

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Diarrhoea One Liners

Which diarrhoea one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with diarrhoea? I can suggest the ones about bowel and constipation.

  1. Diarrhoea Awareness Week starts on Monday Runs until Friday.
  2. Diarrhoea is heredetary.. runs in your jeans.
  3. What does violent diarrhoea and a bar fight have in common? Blood on your stool
  4. Scientists have found out that diarrhoea is hereditary It runs in your jeans.
  5. Why is diarrhoea, an inherited disease? Because it runs in your jeans!
  6. My dog kept me awake all night. Dreadful diarrhoea.
    Don't think I cooked him properly.
  7. Why was diarrhoea classified under hereditary diseases? It runs in the Jeans.
  8. TIL: Diarrhoea is hereditary It runs in yo' jeans.
  9. Diarrhoea leaves you like an Xbox With a red ring
  10. It's national diarrhoea week... Runs until Sunday.
  11. 10 facts about diarrhoea Number 2 will surprise you.
  12. Next week is national diarrhoea awareness week It runs to Sunday
  13. Next time you feel like sh*t, Imagine a bat with diarrhoea...
  14. Want to know the top 10 facts about diarrhoea? Number 2 will suprise you!
  15. Bananas are very effective at stopping diarrhoea Just don't pull them out.

Diarrhoea joke, Bananas are very effective at stopping diarrhoea

Gather Around for Heartwarming Diarrhoea Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about diarrhoea you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean indigestion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make diarrhoea pranks.

Three men are discussing what they think is the fastest thing in the world

The first man says The fastest thing in the world is a thought... I think something and pops into my head
The second man says The fastest thing in the world is light... I turn on the light switch and the room lights up instantly
The third man thinks for a second and says you are both wrong... it's actually Diarrhoea
Confused, The two friends as him how could diarrhoea be the fastest thing in the world?
The third man replies well, the other day when I woke up, before I could even think or turn on the light, it was already too late!

Diarrhoea is hereditary

It runs in your jeans
(Sorry, that was a s**... joke)

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a h**... with diarrhoea?

With the oyster you shuck between fits...

Even had diarrhoea while camping?

s**...'s intense.

I was stood in the Chemist..

And I said to the lady behind the counter, Do you have anything that will clear up Diarrhoea?
We have some Imodium plus, if that's what you mean, she replied.
No, I don't think you understand my question. I just s**... on your floor.

Diarrhoea joke, I'm not sure if I have constipation or diarrhoea.