The Best 92 Diarrhea Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Diarrhea Jokes and Puns

A recent study revealed that diarrhea is genetic...

.....It runs in the genes.

Here's another Diarrhea joke

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then does one enjoy it?

Researchers have discovered that diarrhea is influenced by genetics.

Their evidence: It runs in your jeans.

What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a nymphomaniac with diarrhea?

One shucks between fits

What is the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker & a prostitute with diarrhea?

The epileptic oyster-shucker SHUCKS between FITS.


I recently learned diarrhea is genetic...

Yeah, it runs in your genes.

Lunch theif

At work, I constantly found my lunch to be missing from the lunchroom fridge. I decided to get back at this thief, so I began making two lunches; one with a very strong laxative, and the other without. I hid my regular lunch towards the back of the fridge, wrote my name on both of these bags. Needless to say, weight gain and terrible diarrhea are bad ways to discover I have Alzheimer's.

Diarrhea joke, Lunch theif

Scientists have discovered that diarrhea runs in the genes.

I came back from holiday in India with a really heavy case of diarrhea...

...but they wouldn't let me take it through customs.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

When is the best time to have diarrhea?

During scrabble. Because it's worth a shitload of points.
- Zach Galifianakis

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My doctor said diarrhea is hereditary.

I guess it runs in your genes

What do they call diarrhea at Hogwarts?

expellianus!

Most of my family has diarrhea

it runs in our jeans

What do you call a linguist's diarrhea?

The great bowel shift.

"Doctor, Doctor...

I've had diarrhea for 3 days, and I think it might be hereditary"

"Hereditary? What makes you think it's hereditary?"

"It's in my jeans"

Diarrhea joke, "Doctor, Doctor...

What's brown and runs in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

I told my dad I had diarrhea

He said don't worry son it runs in your jeans

So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis

According to her, it runs in our jeans.


Which E.D. is worst, Erectile Dysfunction or Explosive Diarrhea?

The man blushed and answered in almost a whisper: erectile dysfunction..

The embarassed woman also said: erectile dysfunction.

The butch lesbian hesitantly replied: erectile dysfunction.

The gay guy without hesitation answered: depends if you're top or bottom.

I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant. I paid for it with exploding diarrhea.

I think they would have preferred cash.

My mother, grandmother, great-grandmother and I all currently have diarrhea.

Runs in the family.

I just found out diarrhea is genetic...

It runs in your genes.

My grandparents, parents, and even my siblings have chronic diarrhea...

runs in the family

Have you heard about the girl with a hereditary disease that gives her diarrhea?

It runs in her jeans.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Diarrhea joke, What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

"Are you ticklish?"

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

Bad luck today, I have a bout of food poisioning AND I dropped my Galaxy Note 7 in the toilet by mistake :(

Talk about explosive diarrhea.

Scientists say four out of five people suffer from diarrhea...

I'm just wondering, does that mean that *one* other person enjoys it?

Diarrhea is actually genetic.

It's in your jeans.

So I found out today that my diarrhea is hereditary

It runs in my jeans

Credit to /u/jdabarber

I have chronic diarrhea. My dad also has chronic diarrhea, and his dad had it too...

It runs in our jeans.

A man asks the doctor

"Can I take a bath with diarrhea?"
Doctor:"If you could fill the bathtub with it, why not?"

I like my women like I like my diarrhea

Brown, chunky, and on my face.

My friend has a weird quirk: he gets explosive diarrhea and just can't contain himself when he sees a certain soccer player...

And boy, it's Messi.

They say that laughter is the best medicine.

Well, I have diarrhea and it's making it worse.

TIL that diarrhea is hereditary.

It runs in the jeans.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...

... does that mean that one enjoys it?

Did you know that this week is National Diarrhea Week?

It runs from today until the end Friday...

What's the similarity between DNA and diarrhea?

They both run in the genes.

Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids.

It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.

Next week is National Diarrhea Week...

Runs through Sunday

I used to have diarrhea.

But, now it's "gonerrhea".

Whomever said laughter is the best medicine...

clearly hasn't tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.

My love for you is like diarrhea

I can't hold it in and to let go hurts.

Gonorrhea

would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

I heard a report!

I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently, 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can't stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.

What do you call a small arachnid with a bad case of diarrhea?

The itsy shitsy spider.

Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.

Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??

Did you hear about the giant who had diarrhea?

It was all over town

A woman calls her doctor and says "I have diarrhea. Can I take a bath?"

Doctor says "Sure, if you have enough"

Fastest thing in the universe

Two men are arguing over what is the fastest thing in the universe.

One man says, Of course it has to be the speed of light!

The other says, Nonsense, it's human thought!

A third man interrupts, You're both wrong, its diarrhea.

Visibly confused, the two men are quick to asking Why??

The third man easily explains, Because you won't be able to think about it or turn on the light when it hits you.

Diarrhea is genetic

It runs in your jeans

I read a Buzzfeed article called "The Top 10 Things You Didn't Know About Explosive Diarrhea"....

number 2 surprised me.

Two bats were hanging upside down in a cave

The first bat asks the second, Do you remember the worst day of your life?



I sure do," said the second bat. "It was the day I had diarrhea.

My explosive diarrhea must be hereditary...

...because it runs in my jeans.

Did you know that Diarrhea is genetic?

It runs in the jeans

My idiot friend keeps saying, Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.

I said, Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.

I just discovered that chronic diarrhea is hereditary.

Apparently it runs in your genes.

What is the worst combination of illnesses? - Alzheimer's and diarrhea.

You're running, but can't remember where.

Did you know diarrhea is heridetary?

It runs in your jeans.

Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary

It runs in your jeans

Doctors say 4 out of 5 people suffer with diarrhea

That means one guy likes it.

We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea.

Runs in our jeans.

Don't adopt a puppy to see if you're ready for kids

Adopt a homeless guy with diarrhea & a bunch of stories that don't go anywhere.

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated

When I told him this, he said, 'Are you kidding me?'.

I said, 'I shit you not.'

What's the difference between an epileptic corn schucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

One schucks between fits.......

I'll see myself out......

What's the difference between an epileptic guy preparing oysters and a prostitute with diarrhea?

One shucks between fits...

I had an episode of explosive diarrhea during a heist at the bank

Shit went down real fast

My mother-in-law has a massive case of diarrhea....

She probably won't find out until she gets home and starts unpacking.

I must have ate something wrong last weekend because I had diarrhea for the next few days.

So today was the first day I felt normal, I took care of myself and I finally did myself a solid.

My dad handed down to me a hereditary disease that causes diarrhea all the time.

It runs in the jeans.

What is the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with explosive diarrhea?

One of them shucks between fits.

What's the difference between a oyster shucker with Parkinson's and a prostitute with diarrhea

One of them fits when they shuck

They say diarrhea is hereditary.

Because it runs in your jeans.

I asked my doctor if I could take a bath with diarrhea

He said, "it depends on the amount"

Nature's selection for our placement of hair is a weird thing.

Can't grow a beard for shit, but enough ass hair to turn diarrhea into filtered water

My mother-in-law has a massive case of diarrhea.

She won't find out until she unpacks her luggage.

Doctors say 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea.

That means one person enjoys it

When you say poop your mouth makes the same shape as your butt when you poop

The same is true with explosive diarrhea

Diarrhea is hereditary.

It runs in your jeans

Did you hear about the Giant with diarrhea??

It's all over town.

What do you call a quesadilla that gives you upset stomach?

A quesadiarrhea. (A case a diarrhea)

What do you call a German dictator with a really bad case of diarrhea?

Shitler.

Sometimes being cute is like having diarrhea.

Sometimes shit just runs in your genes.

Next week is diarrhea awareness week.

Runs until Friday.

Did you hear about the nymphomaniac with diarrhea?

She comes and goes.

What's worse than having diarrhea and a clogged toilet?

Nothing, please someone help me out

Turns out diarrhea is hereditary-

It runs in your genes

My wife had diarrhea while wearing fishnets.

She had runs in her stockings.

Man comes out of the bathroom at work…

After a loud session of diarrhea, sounds like you had a rough time in there. a slightly embarrassed coworker commented. No it was a blast the man responded.

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