Diarrhea Jokes
156 diarrhea jokes and hilarious diarrhea puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about diarrhea that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
It's the jokes nobody wants to hear, the ones that have you running for the bathroom. Get ready to laugh, cringe and imodium up because we're exploring Diarrhea Jokes! From explosive rhymes to apathetic nausea puns, get ready to laugh your pants off. Just don't forget to flush when you're done!
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Funniest Diarrhea Short Jokes
Short diarrhea jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The diarrhea humour may include short diarrhoea jokes also.
- Whomever said laughter is the best medicine... clearly hasn't tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.
- I have chronic diarrhea. My dad also has chronic diarrhea, and his dad had it too... It runs in our jeans.
- My mother-in-law has a massive case of diarrhea. She won't find out until she unpacks her luggage.
- Scientists say four out of five people suffer from diarrhea... I'm just wondering, does that mean that *one* other person enjoys it?
- Have you heard about the girl with a hereditary disease that gives her diarrhea? It runs in her jeans.
- So I found out today that my diarrhea is hereditary It runs in my jeans
Credit to /u/jdabarber - Don't adopt a puppy to see if you're ready for kids Adopt a homeless guy with diarrhea & a bunch of stories that don't go anywhere.
- What's the worst disease combination to have? Alzheimer and Diarrhea. You don't know where to run
- They say that laughter is the best medicine. Well, I have diarrhea and it's making it worse.
- Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids. It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.
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Diarrhea One Liners
Which diarrhea one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with diarrhea? I can suggest the ones about constipation and indigestion.
- Doctors say 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means one person enjoys it
- TIL that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in the jeans.
- Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans
- My doctor said diarrhea is hereditary. I guess it runs in your genes
- What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea...
- Diarrhea is genetic It runs in your jeans
- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... ... does that mean that one enjoys it?
- Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
- Next week is diarrhea awareness week. Runs until Friday.
- Did you know that Diarrhea is genetic? It runs in the jeans
- A recent study revealed that diarrhea is genetic... .....It runs in the genes.
- Most of my family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans
- What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet? An elephant with diarrhea.
- Have you heard about giant with diarrhea? Its all over town
- Scientists have discovered that diarrhea runs in the genes.
Diarrhea Rhyme Jokes
Here is a list of funny diarrhea rhyme jokes and even better diarrhea rhyme puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?
Explosive Diarrhea Jokes
Here is a list of funny explosive diarrhea jokes and even better explosive diarrhea puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I read a Buzzfeed article called "The Top 10 Things You Didn't Know About Explosive Diarrhea".... number 2 surprised me.
- Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea? "Are you ticklish?"
- My friend has a weird quirk: he gets explosive diarrhea and just can't contain himself when he sees a certain soccer player... And boy, it's messi.
- My explosive diarrhea must be hereditary... ...because it runs in my jeans.
- Bad luck today, I have a bout of food poisioning AND I dropped my Galaxy Note 7 in the toilet by mistake :( Talk about explosive diarrhea.
- Hey I seem to have picked up a stomach bug So far just explosive diarrhea. I will keep y'all posted as situation can best be described as fluid.
- Laughter is best medicine... Unless of course, you have explosive diarrhea!
- What do you get when you fuse Arab and Indian food? Explosive Diarrhea
- Did you hear about the guy who had explosive diarrhea in an elevator? Apparently it was ascending
- I just learned that having explosive diarrhea without warning is hereditary. It's in your jeans.
Comical Diarrhea Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about diarrhea you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bowel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make diarrhea pranks.
What's the difference between an oyster salesman with tourettes, and a p**... with diarrhea?
Well, one shucks between fits...
Here's another Diarrhea joke
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then does one enjoy it?
Researchers have discovered that diarrhea is influenced by genetics.
Their evidence: It runs in your jeans.
What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a nymphomaniac with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits
What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
What is the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker & a p**... with diarrhea?
The epileptic oyster-shucker SHUCKS between FITS.
I recently learned diarrhea is genetic...
Yeah, it runs in your genes.
Lunch theif
At work, I constantly found my lunch to be missing from the lunchroom fridge. I decided to get back at this thief, so I began making two lunches; one with a very strong laxative, and the other without. I hid my regular lunch towards the back of the fridge, wrote my name on both of these bags. Needless to say, weight gain and terrible diarrhea are bad ways to discover I have Alzheimer's.
I came back from holiday in India with a really heavy case of diarrhea...
...but they wouldn't let me take it through customs.
Can you take a bath if you have diarrhea?
Yes, if you have enough.
When is the best time to have diarrhea?
During scrabble. Because it's worth a s**... of points.
- Zach Galifianakis
What do they call diarrhea at Hogwarts?
expellianus!
What do you call a linguist's diarrhea?
The great bowel shift.
"Doctor, Doctor...
I've had diarrhea for 3 days, and I think it might be hereditary"
"Hereditary? What makes you think it's hereditary?"
"It's in my jeans"
What's brown and runs in the attic?
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
I told my dad I had diarrhea
He said don't worry son it runs in your jeans
So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis
According to her, it runs in our jeans.
After hearing that Diarrhea causes the most deaths...
I realized I'm next. Diarrhea's hereditary, and it runs in my genes.
Which E.D. is worst, Erectile Dysfunction or Explosive Diarrhea?
The man blushed and answered in almost a whisper: erectile dysfunction..
The embarassed woman also said: erectile dysfunction.
The butch lesbian hesitantly replied: erectile dysfunction.
The gay guy without hesitation answered: depends if you're top or bottom.
Everyone in my house has diarrhea
I guess it runs in the family
I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant. I paid for it with exploding diarrhea.
I think they would have preferred cash.
My mother, grandmother, great-grandmother and I all currently have diarrhea.
Runs in the family.
I just found out diarrhea is genetic...
It runs in your genes.
My grandparents, parents, and even my siblings have chronic diarrhea...
runs in the family
The worst mix of diseases?
Alzheimer and diarrhea. You run but you don't remember where.
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
Did you know diarrhea is inherited?
It runs in your genes.
What do you call a punch-drunk Japanese person whose father has diarrhea?
A slap-happy Jappy with a c**...-happy pappy!
I'll show myself out...
Diarrhea is actually genetic.
It's in your jeans.
A man has diarrhea at a gala dinner...
So he tells his wife: "I have diarrhea, but I couldn't make it to the toilet so I've put my underpants in your bag."
To which she responds: "I didn't bring my bag."
A new study has revealed that diarrhea is actually based on heredity
They found if runs in your jeans
A man asks the doctor
"Can I take a bath with diarrhea?"
Doctor:"If you could fill the bathtub with it, why not?"
I like my women like I like my diarrhea
Brown, chunky, and on my face.
What is the definition of bravery?
A person with diarrhea chancing a f**...
My love for you is like diarrhea
I just can't keep it in
Did you know that this week is National Diarrhea Week?
It runs from today until the end Friday...
What's the similarity between DNA and diarrhea?
They both run in the genes.
After eating at a German restaurant, I had horrendous diarrhea for a week.
It was the wurst.
Next week is National Diarrhea Week...
Runs through Sunday
I used to have diarrhea.
But, now it's "gonerrhea".
My love for you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in and to let go hurts.
I heard a report!
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently, 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can't stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.
What do you call a small arachnid with a bad case of diarrhea?
The itsy shitsy spider.
Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??
Did you hear about the giant who had diarrhea?
It was all over town
What do you call f**... and having diarrhea at the same time?
TMI DAVE, TMI
A woman calls her doctor and says "I have diarrhea. Can I take a bath?"
Doctor says "Sure, if you have enough"
Fastest thing in the universe
Two men are arguing over what is the fastest thing in the universe.
One man says, Of course it has to be the speed of light!
The other says, Nonsense, it's human thought!
A third man interrupts, You're both wrong, its diarrhea.
Visibly confused, the two men are quick to asking Why??
The third man easily explains, Because you won't be able to think about it or turn on the light when it hits you.
I've been suffering from diarrhea the past few days
...but I'm finally making some solid progress.
What do you call a Vegan with diarrhea?
A smoothie maker!
Two bats were hanging upside down in a cave
The first bat asks the second, Do you remember the worst day of your life?
I sure do," said the second bat. "It was the day I had diarrhea.
Did you hear scientists have proved that diarrhea is genetic?
Apparently it runs in your jeans.
My idiot friend keeps saying, Every time I go to Taco bell, I get diarrhea.
I said, Try ordering Tacos instead, m**....
Ten Facts about Diarrhea:
\#2 is gonna surprise you!
I just discovered that chronic diarrhea is hereditary.
Apparently it runs in your genes.
What is the worst combination of illnesses? - Alzheimer's and diarrhea.
You're running, but can't remember where.
Did you know diarrhea is heridetary?
It runs in your jeans.
What do diarrhea and hair color have in common?
They both run in your genes.
After a Week of Diarrhea...
I would rate today's bowel movement a sold 2.
