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.....It runs in the genes.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then does one enjoy it?
Their evidence: It runs in your jeans.
One shucks between fits
The epileptic oyster-shucker SHUCKS between FITS.
Yeah, it runs in your genes.
At work, I constantly found my lunch to be missing from the lunchroom fridge. I decided to get back at this thief, so I began making two lunches; one with a very strong laxative, and the other without. I hid my regular lunch towards the back of the fridge, wrote my name on both of these bags. Needless to say, weight gain and terrible diarrhea are bad ways to discover I have Alzheimer's.
...but they wouldn't let me take it through customs.
An elephant with diarrhea.
During scrabble. Because it's worth a shitload of points.
- Zach Galifianakis
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I guess it runs in your genes
expellianus!
it runs in our jeans
The great bowel shift.
I've had diarrhea for 3 days, and I think it might be hereditary"
"Hereditary? What makes you think it's hereditary?"
"It's in my jeans"
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
He said don't worry son it runs in your jeans
According to her, it runs in our jeans.
The man blushed and answered in almost a whisper: erectile dysfunction..
The embarassed woman also said: erectile dysfunction.
The butch lesbian hesitantly replied: erectile dysfunction.
The gay guy without hesitation answered: depends if you're top or bottom.
I think they would have preferred cash.
Runs in the family.
It runs in your genes.
runs in the family
It runs in her jeans.
An elephant with diarrhea...
"Are you ticklish?"
A salad shooter.
Talk about explosive diarrhea.
I'm just wondering, does that mean that *one* other person enjoys it?
It's in your jeans.
It runs in my jeans
Credit to /u/jdabarber
It runs in our jeans.
"Can I take a bath with diarrhea?"
Doctor:"If you could fill the bathtub with it, why not?"
Brown, chunky, and on my face.
And boy, it's Messi.
Well, I have diarrhea and it's making it worse.
It runs in the jeans.
... does that mean that one enjoys it?
It runs from today until the end Friday...
They both run in the genes.
It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.
Runs through Sunday
But, now it's "gonerrhea".
clearly hasn't tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.
I can't hold it in and to let go hurts.
would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently, 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can't stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.
The itsy shitsy spider.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??
It was all over town
Doctor says "Sure, if you have enough"
Two men are arguing over what is the fastest thing in the universe.
One man says, Of course it has to be the speed of light!
The other says, Nonsense, it's human thought!
A third man interrupts, You're both wrong, its diarrhea.
Visibly confused, the two men are quick to asking Why??
The third man easily explains, Because you won't be able to think about it or turn on the light when it hits you.
It runs in your jeans
number 2 surprised me.
The first bat asks the second, Do you remember the worst day of your life?
I sure do," said the second bat. "It was the day I had diarrhea.
...because it runs in my jeans.
It runs in the jeans
I said, Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.
Apparently it runs in your genes.
You're running, but can't remember where.
It runs in your jeans.
It runs in your jeans
That means one guy likes it.
Runs in our jeans.
Adopt a homeless guy with diarrhea & a bunch of stories that don't go anywhere.
When I told him this, he said, 'Are you kidding me?'.
I said, 'I shit you not.'
One schucks between fits.......
I'll see myself out......
One shucks between fits...
Shit went down real fast
She probably won't find out until she gets home and starts unpacking.
So today was the first day I felt normal, I took care of myself and I finally did myself a solid.
It runs in the jeans.
One of them shucks between fits.
One of them fits when they shuck
Because it runs in your jeans.
He said, "it depends on the amount"
Can't grow a beard for shit, but enough ass hair to turn diarrhea into filtered water
She won't find out until she unpacks her luggage.
That means one person enjoys it
The same is true with explosive diarrhea
It runs in your jeans
It's all over town.
A quesadiarrhea. (A case a diarrhea)
Shitler.
Sometimes shit just runs in your genes.
Runs until Friday.
She comes and goes.
Nothing, please someone help me out
It runs in your genes
She had runs in her stockings.
After a loud session of diarrhea, sounds like you had a rough time in there. a slightly embarrassed coworker commented. No it was a blast the man responded.
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