Diaphragm Jokes
3 diaphragm jokes and hilarious diaphragm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about diaphragm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Diaphragm Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good diaphragm joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why do Jewish women use gold diaphragms?
Because they like to come into money.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Cinderella realllyyy wants to go to the ball....
And begs Fairy Godmother to help.
"Alright," Fairy Godmother says, "but only on two conditions. First, that you wear a diaphragm. Secondly, that you're home by midnight. Oh, and if you're not home by midnight, your diaphragm is turning into a pumpkin.'
Cinderella agrees and Fairy Godmother sends her off to the ball.
Fairy Godmother is watching the clock when midnight comes and goes. Around two, three in the morning Cinderella finally stumbles in looking all lovestruck.
"Where have you been?!" Fairy godmother demands. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin hours ago!"
"Oh I met a prince and he took care of everything."
"I know of no prince with this power. I demand to know his name!"
"I can't remember exactly... It was Peter, Peter, something or other..."
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