The Best 4 Diane Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diane jokes. There are some diane dianna jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diane arpaio puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Diane Jokes and Puns

"Honey, I just got into a terrible bike accident..

... So I don't think I can pick up the groceries on the way home. I think I broke my legs and maybe even a fractured rib. I'm bleeding all over too. Diane is bringing me to the hospital right now."

"Who's Diane?"

Girl's priorities.

My grandma is Diane.

Diane really fast.

What did Diane Feinstein say when her water broke?

"Quick we need to get to the abortion clinic before it's too late!

It was Frank and Diane's 10th wedding anniversary...

...and Diane told Frank that if there wasn't something sitting in the driveway that goes from 0-60 in 3 seconds when she got home from work, she would file for divorce. When Diane arrived home from work, she saw a box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she got out of her car and opened it only to find a scale. Frank has been missing since Friday.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diane joan jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diane debra piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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