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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.
What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive today?
She would be frantically scratching at the roof of her coffin.
why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt.
Stay safe tonight everyone!
Why did Princess Diana Cross the Road?
She wasn't buckled in.
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What's the difference between Princess Diana and a blade of grass? About six feet.
How is Princess Diana like a mobile phone? Both die in tunnels.
Where does Diana stay when she visits Paris? Any place she can crash.
How is Princess Diana like breaking a bone? Both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and thirty-nine pennies? It's easier to scrape together thirty-nine pennies.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What's the difference between Princess Diana an Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40.
What would Di be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the lid of her coffin.
Yes I am a horrible person wow.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seat-belt.
Credit goes to some caller on the Dean Blundell show. I couldn't make that up
Three nuns at the pearly gates with St. Peter.
St. Peter tells the nuns, "since you've all dedicated your lives to God, we will let you go back and live as anyone you'd like to."
The first nun says, "I'd like to be Mother Theresa", and Peter says, "No problem."
The second nun says, "I'd like to return as Princess Diana", and Peter says, "Sure thing."
The third nun says, "I'd like to be Sarah Pippilini." St. Peter says, "I'm sorry sister but I don't know who that is." The nun holds up a newspaper and points to the headline.
St. Peter laughs and says, "No, no sister that doesn't say 'Sarah Pippilini'; it says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days'."
what does cellphone reception and princess diana have in common?
They both die in tunnels
What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?
Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...
Princess Diana had dandruff.
Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?
One of them has a good driver.
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I met a new paleontologist today...
Fascinating young lady, called Diana Saw-Hunter.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Inertia.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?
Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
I'm friends with Princess Diana on Xbox Live...
She spends most of her time on the dashboard.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio?
And the dashboard, and the windshield...
How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?
They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident?
She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood
Princess Diana goes to heaven...
Princess Diana goes to heaven and meets St. Peter. He says to her: Here in heaven we are all equal, so you need to take off the crown. She replies: This is not a crown, it's a rim
Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?
Because he was in a wheelchair.
What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?
Princess Diana can't stop either
I just added Princess Diana to my xbox friends list.
I don't think she has any games though, all she does is spend all day on the dashboard...
Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?
Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.
How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
what is the disease that killed princes diana?
Car pole tunnel syndrome
Why did princess Diana cross the street?
Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
So MotherTeresa is in heaven, but...
she notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than her. So Mother Teresa goes to God and asks why Princess Diana has a larger halo. God laughs and responds, "Oh, that's not a halo, that's the steering wheel."
My grandmother told me this joke, all credit to her.
What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?
The Mercedes can easily reach 40.
Princess Diana and Mother Theresa are in Heaven
when Mother Theresa notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than she does.
She asks God, "Why does the Princess Diana get a bigger halo than me, she was a great person but I helped so many more people. I should at least have the same size halo as her"
God replies, "That's not a halo, it's a steering wheel"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She didn't wear a seatbelt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.
Watching a film about Princess Diana..
And Diana says "if we are lucky we will grow old" and my sister turns around and says bluntly and without a hint of a smile, "you won't"
So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr.
She's all over the dashboard!
What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Queen Elizabeth may have lived to be 102,
but Diana got up to 120 when she died.
Queen Elizabeth may have died at 102 years old
but Princess Diana got to 120 when she died.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Momentum.
What would Lady Diana do if she were still alive?
Scratch the lid of her casket.
What do Princess Diana and Champagne have in common?
Both come from France in a wooden box.
I carpool with Michael. J. Fox. Whenever he drives, I feel like royalty.
By royalty, I mean Princess Diana.
You can now buy celebrity-voiced sat-navs for your car.
I bought the Princess Diana version. It just keeps saying "Put your foot down, I think we can lose them"
Frankie Boyle
Me: Do you want something to drink?
Me: We've got this new soda called 'Princess Di.' It's a tribute to Princess Diana
Friend: Got anything else?
Me: Just Mountain Dew.
Friend: So those are my only two options?
Me: It's Dew or Di.
What's the similarities between princess Diana and Pink Floyd?
Their last big hit was the wall
TIL that Princess Diana had a bad dandruff problem.
Apparently they found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?
Only one of them got to be Queen of England...
What does Africa hunger and a mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop either.
Im friends with princess Diana on Xbox,
She never plays games though, she's always on the dashboard
What's the difference between princess Diana and my computer
I care when my computer crashes
Did you hear they confirmed Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box
Princess Diana and Pink Floyd has a lot in common
Both their greatest hits was the wall
What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive today?
Shouting "Get me out of this coffin!"
"Diana!" I said, greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door...
She said, "My name's Anna."
I said, "Yeah, I know."
A new conspiracy theory states Priness Diana was actually on the radio shortly after the supposed accident that killed her.
And the windshield, and the dashboard...
^^^I ^^^feel ^^^dirty
They say when you go to France that you never truly come back
Well that was somewhat true for princess Diana
When Princess Diana Died in the car crash it was all over the radio....
The steering wheel, dashboard, etc.
Why didn't princess Diana carry any cash?
Who would like their purse to be full with pictures of their mother-in-law?
There is a conspiracy theory that claims Princess Diana was on the radio after her reported death.
I'd like to confirm this was completely true, she WAS on the radio, and the dashboard, the steering wheel, the back of the seats and the windscreen.
What would princess Diana...
...be doing, if she was still alive today?
Scratching her coffin and screaming.
How are Princess Diana, Dale Earnhardt, and Pink Floyd related?
Their last greatest hit was The Wall.
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Both of their biggest hits is 'The Wall'
I was having sex with my girlfriend, Diana, when my roommate, Jones, entered the room
Im indiana Jones, Get out
I was just in the queue at Tesco when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox
Mother Theresa goes to Heaven
Mother Theresa walks through the pearly gates and sees princes Diana. She asks the angel Gabriel..."Hey...I spent my whole life working to help others...why does Diana have a halo and I dont?" Gabriel answers..."That's not a halo...that's a steering wheel"
Too soon?
I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...
Who is the heaviest member of the British royal family?
It's Diana, Princess of Whales.
What's the difference between "Thomas the Tank Engine" and Princess Diana?
Thomas made it through the tunnel
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