Diana Jokes
94 diana jokes and hilarious diana puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about diana that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover some of the funniest Diana jokes ever, from Queen Diana to Diana and Roma. Get ready to laugh with jokes from Deborah and Camilla, too! Read on to make your day more hilarious!
Funniest Diana Short Jokes
Short diana jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The diana humour may include short queen jokes also.
- Queen Elizabeth II may have made it to 96 before she died... But Princess Diana made it to 120
- "Diana!" I said, greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door... She said, "My name's Anna."
I said, "Yeah, I know." - What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
- What does Africa hunger and a mercedes have in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop either.
- What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? One of them has a good driver.
- How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.
- I just added Princess Diana to my xbox friends list. I don't think she has any games though, all she does is spend all day on the dashboard...
- What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive today? Shouting "Get me out of this coffin!"
- What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...
- A new conspiracy theory states Priness Diana was actually on the radio shortly after the supposed accident that killed her. And the windshield, and the dashboard...
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Diana One Liners
Which diana one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with diana? I can suggest the ones about princess diana and halo.
- Why did princess Diana cross the road She wasn't wearing her seatbelt
- What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
- So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr. She's all over the dashboard!
- what is the disease that killed princes diana? Car pole tunnel syndrome
- Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Momentum.
- What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360? The dashboard.
- Who is the heaviest member of the British royal family? It's Diana, Princess of Whales.
- What would Lady Diana do if she were still alive? Scratch the lid of her casket.
- I met a new paleontologist today... Fascinating young lady, called Diana Saw-Hunter.
- What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common? Princess Diana can't stop either
- Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana? Because he was in a wheelchair.
- what does cellphone reception and princess diana have in common? They both die in tunnels
- I was surprised to learn what Princess Diana died from. It was car-pole-tunnel syndrome.
- What was princess Diana's favourite song? Paradise by the dashboard light
- Who was the last princess to turn into a pumpkin? Diana when she got squashed
Princess Diana Jokes
Here is a list of funny princess diana jokes and even better princess diana puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do Princess Diana and Champagne have in common? Both come from France in a wooden box.
- They say when you go to France that you never truly come back Well that was somewhat true for princess Diana
- What's the difference between "Thomas the Tank Engine" and Princess Diana? Thomas made it through the tunnel
- Why didn't princess Diana carry any cash? Who would like their purse to be full with pictures of their mother-in-law?
- What's the difference?? What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana?
At midnight Cinderella's car didn't turn into a wall. - What's the difference between princess Diana and my computer I care when my computer crashes
- I carpool with Michael. J. Fox. Whenever he drives, I feel like royalty. By royalty, I mean Princess Diana.
- Watching a film about Princess Diana.. And Diana says "if we are lucky we will grow old" and my sister turns around and says bluntly and without a hint of a smile, "you won't"
- You can now buy celebrity-voiced sat-navs for your car. I bought the Princess Diana version. It just keeps saying "Put your foot down, I think we can lose them"
Frankie Boyle - What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? The Mercedes can easily reach 40.
Hilarious Diana Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about diana you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean royal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make diana pranks.
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Princess Diana Jokes
What's the difference between Princess Diana and a blade of grass? About six feet.
How is Princess Diana like a mobile phone? Both die in tunnels.
Where does Diana stay when she visits Paris? Any place she can c**....
How is Princess Diana like breaking a bone? Both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and thirty-nine pennies? It's easier to scrape together thirty-nine pennies.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What's the difference between Princess Diana an Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40.
What would Di be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the lid of her coffin.
Yes I am a horrible person wow.
Three nuns at the pearly gates with St. Peter.
St. Peter tells the nuns, "since you've all dedicated your lives to God, we will let you go back and live as anyone you'd like to."
The first nun says, "I'd like to be Mother Theresa", and Peter says, "No problem."
The second nun says, "I'd like to return as Princess Diana", and Peter says, "Sure thing."
The third nun says, "I'd like to be Sarah Pippilini." St. Peter says, "I'm sorry sister but I don't know who that is." The nun holds up a newspaper and points to the headline.
St. Peter laughs and says, "No, no sister that doesn't say 'Sarah Pippilini'; it says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days'."
What was Dodi Fayed's favorite state?
In Diana
If Princess Diana was a seasoning
She would be called Mrs. Dash.
How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box
I think the royal baby will be called Diana
She'll be crashing into our lives any minute now.
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What do Princess Diana and AMD have in common?
Terrible drivers.
Princess Diana goes to heaven...
Princess Diana goes to heaven and meets St. Peter. He says to her: Here in heaven we are all equal, so you need to take off the crown. She replies: This is not a crown, it's a rim
Wow mum, it's just what I wanted for Christmas!
Princess Diana Hot wheels!
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What did Princess Diana say when she reached the ball?
***gagging noises***
PS: I don't know how to spell that out.
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I want to screw you like I s**... Princess Diana
Hard, fast and against the wall
So MotherTeresa is in heaven, but...
she notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than her. So Mother Teresa goes to God and asks why Princess Diana has a larger halo. God laughs and responds, "Oh, that's not a halo, that's the steering wheel."
My grandmother told me this joke, all credit to her.
What's the difference between David Carradine, and Princess Diana?
David Carradine wore his belt
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
A: Conservation of momentum.
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*Also, give me your best dark jokes, I've been out of it a few years and I need to get some new material.*
Diana Ross' husband has died in a tragic mountain climbing accident.
Apparently there was a mountain high enough.
I recently found my Journal from my trip to Europe. Allow me to share an entry.
August 30, 1997, 11:49pm - [Paris]
Woah! Princess Diana just waved and smiled at me from her car! What are the odds!
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods knows how to pick a good driver.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
She was on the radio, and the dashboard, and the hood.
I never realized it until today, but the song "Endless Love" by Diana Ross and Lionel Richie is about...
...a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles.
Me: Do you want something to drink?
Me: We've got this new soda called 'Princess Di.' It's a tribute to Princess Diana
Friend: Got anything else?
Me: Just Mountain Dew.
Friend: So those are my only two options?
Me: It's Dew or Di.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Michael Hutchence from INXS?
Michael Hutchence was wearing a belt.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?
Only one of them got to be Queen of England...
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
British
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Lady Diana
What does Diana stand for ?
Died in a n**... accident.
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About Diana.
Why are Mercedes so expensive ?
Because they use princess for c**...-tests !
They say that Princess Diana gave her heart to the people.
They were wrong, the coroner found it in the glove compartment
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I took a class about Princess Diana once
It was a c**... course.
Princess Diana walks into a bar
Diana: "Can I get a pint of Fosters please?"
Bartender: "Sorry, we're out, Will Carling do?"
Why was Charles allowed to marry Camilla?
Diana left him a sock in the will
And remember there's always a light at the end of the tunnel
Unless you're princess Diana.
The marriage of Charles and Diana was doomed from their wedding night....
...that's when Diana discovered that not all rulers are 12" long.
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My friend told me that storm Diana was on its way from the east, bringing high winds and rain and it could cause a lot of damage.
I told him not to worry as it would probably c**... out in France
What do Princes Diana and Alan Turing have in common?
A halting problem.
There is a conspiracy theory that claims Princess Diana was on the radio after her reported death.
I'd like to confirm this was completely true, she WAS on the radio, and the dashboard, the steering wheel, the back of the seats and the windscreen.
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I was having s**... with my girlfriend, Diana, when my roommate, Jones, entered the room
Im indiana Jones, Get out
I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...
Today my girlfriend told me that I'm Indiana Jones, so I told her…
Well in that case, that makes you Diana Jones
