Diamond Name Jokes
17 diamond name jokes and hilarious diamond name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about diamond name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short diamond name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The diamond name humour may include short diamond up jokes also.
- neil diamond........ Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil coal, he changed his name when the pressure got to him.
- Did you know that Neal Diamond's birth name was Neal Coal? It was the pressure that made him into the singer he became.
- A son asks his mom... -Mom, why is my cousin named Diamond?
-Because Aunt Carol Loves Diamonds
-What about me?
-Enough questions Harambe - I have a now famous relative I have a now famous relative named Neil Coal who works in music. Back in 2003 he was under pressure to release his first album.
You might know him as Niel Diamond. - Black people usually name their kids after stuff they can't afford. Like Mercedes, Diamond, Hope, or Insurance.
- Kid: why is my cousin named Diamond? Mother: because your auntie really loves diamonds
Kid: well what about my name?
Mother: never mind about that Richard. - Ever notice how strippers' last names are always things they can't afford? Like Katie Diamond, or Sugar Health-Insurance
- Naughty Mom! Son- Mom..
Mom- yes... :-)
S- Y my cousin named diamond ?
M- Coz ur aunt loves diamond.
S- And what about me ?
M- enough questions Dicky..!! - A young boy asks him mum why his cousin is named Diamond... His mother replies "because your auntie loves Diamonds"
He replies "what about me?"
She responds "enough question Richard" - It's weird how people from the ghetto name their kids things they don't have or can't afford. Mercedes, Crystal, Lexus, Diamond, Ruby, Love, Harmony, Hope...
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What funny jokes about diamond name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gold chain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make diamond name pranks.
An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his g**... St. Patrick's Day.
He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.
The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.
'It was in honour of St.Patrick's Day, ' he smiled.
'I gave you a sham rock.'
On Valentine's Day
On Valentine's Day , a man and his wife got up from bed
The wife told the man that she dreamt of him giving her a diamond ring on Valentine's Day. She asked him what it meant. He said, " You'll see tonight."
That night he came home with a small package.
Excited, his wife opened the package to find a book named "The Meaning of Dreams"
A boy asks him mom about his name
Son: "Mom, why is my sister called Diamond?"
Mom: "That's easy, I named her after one of the two things I love the most in life."
Son: "What about my name?"
Mom: "That's enough questions for one day, Richard!"
A New Metal has been added to Chemistry
Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
**PHYSICAL PROPERTIES**
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
**CHEMICAL PROPERTIES**
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
**OCCURRENCE**
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
- It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
- It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
- Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!
Black people name their kids after things they will never have.
Mercedes
Bentley
Diamond
Hope
Black people always name their kids things they can't afford
La'Diamond, La'Mercedes, La'Phonebill
New (Periodic Table) Element
A new element added to the PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.