Diameter Jokes
35 diameter jokes and hilarious diameter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about diameter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Diameter Short Jokes
Short diameter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The diameter humour may include short circumference jokes also.
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-O'-Lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi
- What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi
Heard this on Psychostick's livestream :3 - What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi
- What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter? A cow pi.
- So a circumference walks into a restaurant... ...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, "You want pie with that?"
- You would think that with the sun being 109 times the diameter of Earth... ...that it would be hard to lose it at night right? So I sat outside for the whole night, and then it dawned on me.
- If Demeter is the goddess of crops... Does that make Diameter the goddess of crop circles?
- What do you get when you cut a Jack O' Lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
Happy Pi Day, y'all! - Divided the circumference of a Jack-o'-lantern today by its diameter... Ended up with pumpkin pi.
- Did you guys know that my son is a really big star? Yup, he's 1.989 x 10^30 kilos and has a diameter of 1.4 million kilometers.
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Diameter One Liners
Which diameter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with diameter? I can suggest the ones about radius and dial.
- What do you get if you divide a pumpkins circumference by its diameter? pumpkin π
Sorry. - What is half the diameter of a radish? ...the radiush.
- What's a pumpkin circumference divided by pumpkin diameter? Pumpkin pie
- What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo pi.
- What did the circumference of a circle say to its diameter? Want some pi?
- What part of a circle can tell the time of the day? The dia-meter
- My friend broke his radius. I am twice as jinxed, I broke my diameter.
- What is Pewdie's CIRCUMFERENCE divided by Pewdie's DIAMETER? PEWDIE-PIE
- How do you find Pumpkin pi? By dividing its circumference by its diameter!
- Why do we learn the diameter and area? >!for buying windows after sucide. !<
Fun-Filled Diameter Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about diameter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean caliber jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make diameter pranks.
A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are tasked with finding the volume of a rubber ball
The mathematician takes the ball, measures its diameter, then calculates the volume.
The physicist submerges the ball in water and measures the amount of water displaced.
The engineer twists and turns the ball, looking for the model number.
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible.
The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it.
The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock.
The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.
Most Intelligent But Funniest
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible. The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it. The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock. The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.
A rooster smokes m**... and walks in a circle. What is the name for the ratio of the circumference of that circle to its diameter?
Chicken p**... pi
s**... Statistics on a Plane.
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be
seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They
exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about s**... statistics. He asks her about it and she replies,
"This is a very interesting book about s**... statistics.
It identifies that American Indians have the longest
average p**... and Polish men have the biggest average
diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
The Engineer and the Red Rubber Ball
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.
The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked "what is pi?"
The mathematician says "pi is the ratio of a circumference to its diameter".
The physicist says "pi is 3.1415"
The engineer says "it's about 3"
A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer...
...were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball. The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral. The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume Table.
5 Jokes About Pi
1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi
2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi
3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision
4. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?
Sir Cumference . but how did he get that way?
eating too much Pi.
5. I hate all these Pi jokes.
They go on forever.
With that last one I'll show myself the door.
You have a pumpkin.
You measure around it. All the way around.
Then you cut the pumpkin in half so the top is separate from the bottom.
Measure across the cut pumpkin.
Divide the circumference by the diameter.
What do you have now?
Pumpkin Pi