The Best 4 Dialysis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dialysis jokes. There are some dialysis patient jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dialysis drink puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dialysis Jokes and Puns

A 5 year old boy was in kidney failure.

Dad: "Son, I'm sorry, but your kidneys aren't working anymore."

Son: "it's gonna be fine, dad."

Dad: "I know...we can start dialysis and get you on the donor list."

Son: "I was actually thinking about just asking for my adult knees early."

Kowalski, dialysis.

Kidneys are failing, sir.

What do you call the pediatric dialysis section?


My wife thinks I drink too much...

...but the guy who runs my dialysis treatment says he's seen way worse.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dialysis guy puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dialysis failure piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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