Dialysis Jokes
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A 5 year old boy was in kidney failure.
Dad: "Son, I'm sorry, but your kidneys aren't working anymore."
Son: "it's gonna be fine, dad."
Dad: "I know...we can start dialysis and get you on the donor list."
Son: "I was actually thinking about just asking for my adult knees early."
Kowalski, dialysis.
Kidneys are failing, sir.
What do you call the pediatric dialysis section?
Kidneygarden
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