dialup Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious dialup puns

Girl, are you dial-up internet?

Because you're really loud and annoying.


Yo girl, let's do it like dial-up Internet;

real slow, with all kinds of fucked up noises.


I like my women how I like my dial-up Internet

Always going down on me...


I used to have a problem watching internet pornography...

but then I upgraded from dial-up to a cable modem.


Top 5 internet connections of all time:

5) Dialup

4) Dialup

3) Dialup

2) Dialup

1) Dialup

Cause it spit hot Firefox.


Dial-up internet called.

They couldnt get through.


I've got a meeting with the guy that invented the progress bar during the era of dialup internet. He's going to be here in 2 hours and 13 minutes.


What's the most awful perversion possible?

Dial-up through IP telephony


What are the most funny Dialup jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Dialup? Well, here are the best Dialup dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Dialup pick up lines to share with friends.


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