Dialogue Jokes
25 dialogue jokes and hilarious dialogue puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dialogue that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover some of the best Haryanvi dialogue jokes that you can use in your next script or monologue. From Aang's famous quotes to some classic wit and punchlines, these jokes are sure to make you laugh out loud.
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Funniest Dialogue Short Jokes
Short dialogue jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dialogue humour may include short conversation jokes also.
- a man is chopping down a tree the tree says Wait, i'm a talking tree
the man proceeds chopping down the tree and says and you will dialogue. - A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree. It shouted, Wait! I'm a talking tree The lumberjack smiled, and you will dialogue .
- A lumberjack went to a magic forest to cut a Tree.. Upon arrival to the tree he started swinging at the tree.
"But, I'm a talking tree" said the tree.
"And you will dialogue" replied the lumberjack. - A lumberjack goes into a forest to chop down a tree. "Wait," says the tree, "I'm a talking tree." The lumberjack smiles and says, "And you will dialogue."
- A Lumberjack is about to swing his axe right at a tree until he hears a noise "Stop! Please don't kill me, I'm a talking tree!"
The Lumberjack stops, and says
"And you will Dialogue" - What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth? Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue.
- A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, Wait! I'm a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned, And you will dialogue!"
- Star Wars was originally supposed to be an R-rated movie on account of one characters dialogue, But luckily they bleeped all R2-D2's lines out.
- How do we know that a tree makes a sound if it falls in the forest? Because it will dialogue.
- A dialogue between friends -My russian Friend is coming to visit tomorrow
-Vladizslav?
-Baby dont hurt me...
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Dialogue One Liners
Which dialogue one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dialogue? I can suggest the ones about talks and discussion.
- Tree: Wait, I am a talking tree? Lumberjack: Yes, and you will dialogue
- Why don't trees talk? They don't like to dialogue.
- Trees do speak when they fall over and no ones there They dialogue.
- I never understood Plato's dialogues... It's all Greek to me.
- Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release. - Why didn't the bear like Stranger Things? He found the dialogue unbearable
- I wish my s**... life had Fallout 4's dialogue system Every girl would have to say yes.
Hilarious Dialogue Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about dialogue you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean speech jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dialogue pranks.
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree
When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, Wait! I'm a talking tree!
The lumberjack laughed and said, And you will dialogue.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
A Russian and a Ukrainian go fishing together. They catch a talking goldfish, and she grants them 3 wishes if they let her go
The Russian says: we used my fishing rod, so I get first 2 wishes.
First: I want all the *insert some racial slurs* out of my glorious country.
Second: I want a big wall around Russia, nobody can cross.
Then ukrainian has a dialogue with the fish
- Is the wall done?
- Yes
- Is it strong and durable?
- Yes
- Nobody can climb it?
- Nobody
- And nobody but moscovites inside?
- Yes
- Great! Then fill it up with s**... up to the edges
quick historical Russian joke from early 90's
Quick context - Soviet Union just collapsed and Moscow streets are full of desperate people trying to some money to survive. A dialogue between street meat vendor (V), and a potential customer (C):
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C: Was this meat barking or meowing?
V: It was asking s**... questions.
A lumberjack walks up to a tree with an axe in his hands, ready to get to work.
As he gets ready to swing, the tree starts to speak. Wait, wait! Don't do it! I'm a talking tree!
The lumberjack laughs and starts chopping away, saying, Then you will dialogue.
Useful Metric Equivalents
* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
Edit - formatting
a farmer walked into a magical forest to cut down a tree.
As he pulled back his axe to take a big swing, it cried out "Wait, I'm a talking tree!" The farmer just grinned and said "yes, and you will dialogue."
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut down a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, No! Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned, And you will dialogue!"
A lumber jack went into a forest....
Upon entering he found a tree and began his first swing when the tree suddenly shouted, wait I'm a talking tree
And the lumberjack grinned and said,
And you will dialogue
A man walks into a magic forest
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Tree Chopper
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
John manages a band where his dog plays guitar and his cat sings.
Everyone is amazed. No one understands how they're doing it and it becomes a huge hit. The band travels around the country and John makes a lot of money from the band's success.
Eventually, it catches wind in Italy and Berlusconi wants to hear the band live. He invites John to Rome and he comes with his cat and dog ready to play.
Before they play, Berlusconi begins a dialogue.
Berlusconi: John, I don't care about your actual band, I just want to know the secret. How do you do it?
John: I don't do anything, the dog plays guitar and the cat sings, it's as simple as that.
Berlusconi: come on John, just tell me! No way it's real
John: look, it's my livelihood. I can't go around telling the secret i make a career out of this
Berlusconi: money is nothing to me, I'll pay you whatever you want just tell me how you do it
John: alright...I'll tell you. The dog plays guitar and sings, the cat just moves its mouth and pretends.
