The Best 34 Dialogue Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Dialogue jokes. There are some dialogue tolkein jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dialogue actively puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Dialogue Jokes and Puns
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree
When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, Wait! I'm a talking tree!
The lumberjack laughed and said, And you will dialogue.
a man is chopping down a tree
the tree says Wait, i'm a talking tree
the man proceeds chopping down the tree and says and you will dialogue.
A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree. It shouted, Wait! I'm a talking tree
The lumberjack smiled, and you will dialogue .
A lumberjack went to a magic forest to cut a Tree..
Upon arrival to the tree he started swinging at the tree.
"But, I'm a talking tree" said the tree.
"And you will dialogue" replied the lumberjack.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
A lumberjack goes into a forest to chop down a tree. "Wait," says the tree, "I'm a talking tree."
The lumberjack smiles and says, "And you will dialogue."
A Russian and a Ukrainian go fishing together. They catch a talking goldfish, and she grants them 3 wishes if they let her go
The Russian says: we used my fishing rod, so I get first 2 wishes.
First: I want all the *insert some racial slurs* out of my glorious country.
Second: I want a big wall around Russia, nobody can cross.
Then Ukrainian has a dialogue with the fish
- Is the wall done?
- Yes
- Is it strong and durable?
- Yes
- Nobody can climb it?
- Nobody
- And nobody but moscovites inside?
- Yes
- Great! Then fill it up with shit up to the edges
quick historical Russian joke from early 90's
Quick context - Soviet Union just collapsed and Moscow streets are full of desperate people trying to some money to survive. A dialogue between street meat vendor (V), and a potential customer (C):
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C: Was this meat barking or meowing?
V: It was asking stupid questions.
A lumberjack walks up to a tree with an axe in his hands, ready to get to work.
As he gets ready to swing, the tree starts to speak. Wait, wait! Don't do it! I'm a talking tree!
The lumberjack laughs and starts chopping away, saying, Then you will dialogue.
A Lumberjack is about to Swing his axe right at a tree until he hears a noise
"Stop! Please don't kill me, I'm a talking tree!"
The Lumberjack stops, and says
"And you will Dialogue"
a farmer walked into a magical forest to cut down a tree.
As he pulled back his axe to take a big swing, it cried out "Wait, I'm a talking tree!" The farmer just grinned and said "yes, and you will dialogue."
You can explore dialogue monologue reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dialogue lumberjack dad jokes. There are also dialogue puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut down a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, No! Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned, And you will dialogue!"
Tree: Wait, I am a talking tree?
Lumberjack: Yes, and you will dialogue
A lumber jack went into a forest....
Upon entering he found a tree and began his first swing when the tree suddenly shouted, wait I'm a talking tree
And the lumberjack grinned and said,
And you will dialogue
A man walks into a magic forest
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
A Russian and a Ukrainian go fishing together. They catch a talking goldfish, and she grants them 3 wishes if they let her go
The Russian Says: We Used My Fishing Rod, So I Get First 2 Wishes.
First: I Want All The Capitalists Out Of My Glorious Country.
Second: I Want A Big Wall Around Russia, Nobody Can Cross.
Then Ukrainian Has A Dialogue With The Fish
- Is The Wall Done?
- Yes
- Is It Strong And Durable?
- Yes
- Nobody Can Climb It?
- Nobody
- And Nobody But Moscovites Inside?
- Yes
- Great! Then Fill It Up With Shit Up To The Edges
A lumberjack chooses a tree to chop down. Before he has a chance to swing his axe, the tree exclaims, "WAIT! Don't do this! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack responds, "Good. Then you will dialogue."
What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth?
Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue.
Boy: This is the day I've been waiting for.
Boy: This is the day I've been waiting for.
Girl: Will you fight with me?
Boy: I will not.
Girl: Will you stay with me my whole life.
Boy: Of course.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Never in my life.
Girl: Will you love me forever?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Sweetheart.
AFTER MARRIAGE
Read dialogue from bottom up.
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned, And you will dialogue!"
A lumberjack went into a magical forest to cut down a tree.
Right before he swung the axe the tree said "wait, you can't cut me down, I'm a magical talking tree"
The lumberjack smiled and said "and you will dialogue"
Why don't trees talk?
They don't like to dialogue.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree…
You can't cut me down, the tree exclaims, I'm a talking tree! The man responds, You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.
Star Wars was originally supposed to be an R-rated movie on account of one characters dialogue,
But luckily they bleeped all R2-D2's lines out.
How do we know that a tree makes a sound if it falls in the forest?
Because it will dialogue.
A Lumberjack walks into a Magical Forest..
He finds a mighty tree and begins to chop it down. As soon as he starts chopping, the tree yells out "Stop it! I'm a talking tree!" The lumber jack responds, "And you'll dialogue."
A dialogue between friends
-My russian Friend is coming to visit tomorrow
-Vladizslav?
-Baby dont hurt me...
Nation dialogue
You know, I was very Hungary one day, so I went to go Czech the fridge. I managed to find some Turkey that was leftover from Thanksgiving, but it was all covered in Greece. So I closed the fridge and Czech'd the pantry. I saw a Canada beans, so I grabbed them and microwaved them, but it exploded. My mom says that Iran out of diversity with food, and that I needed to expand on that. She also mentioned we need to get groceries. I said "Denmark my words, I shall go to the grocery store!".
A lumberjack goes into a magical forest to chop down some wood..
He goes up to the first tree he sees, and just as he's about to swing, the tree says, "Wait! Don't kill me! I'm a talking tree!"
"Yes," the lumberjack says, "and you'll dialogue."
Was playing with a new animation software but forgot to add any dialogue.
It rendered me speechless.
A dialogue between Russians.
-Guys, maybe we should stop drinking.
-We allready did. We're getting wasted now!
Marvel studios have just released a trailer for a new plumbing superhero and his side kick. The sidekick only has one line of dialogue in the trailer....
"I am grout!"
Trees do speak when they fall over and no ones there
They dialogue.
In an alternate universe, Shakespeare's writings are the easiest to understand
But basic dialogue... is for prose.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dialogue talk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working dialogue conversation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.