Dialog Jokes
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Comical Dialog Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
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A dialogue between friends
-My russian Friend is coming to visit tomorrow
-Vladizslav?
-Baby dont hurt me...
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John didn't wear the mask
**The dialog about John who didn't wear mask and regretted it and his friend**
\- John, put on your mask!
*- No! It's harmful.*
\- John put it on, what are you doing?
*- I ignore the masks*
\- John! Get out of here and don't ever come to a Halloween party looking like this again
**The end**
A dialogue between Russians.
-Guys, maybe we should stop drinking.
-We allready did. We're getting wasted now!
Student logic
Professor offered to students to retake failed exam, but only with one condition. All students must gather at one time, so professor wouldn't waste his time. There was three students with failed exam.
At exam day three students gathered and dialog begins:
Student: Shouldn't be here four of us?
Professor: How is it four?
Student: I had posted on Facebook about this exam and four people liked it.
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DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER
Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day?
Man: Yes.
Lady Interviewer: How much a day?
Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.
Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost?
Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli.
Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been drinking like that?
Man: 15 years.
Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady Interviewer: No.
Man: So where's your f**...' Ferrari?
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