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What's the difference between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman, and a dead Scotsman? (dialect joke)

w**...'s the differ atween a rich Scotsman, a puir Scotsman, an a deid Scotsman?
* A rich Scotsman has a canopy ower the bed.
* A puir Scotsman has a can o' pee under the bed.
* A deid Scotsman cannae pee at a'.

Differences between Americans and British dialect.

British: Rubbish.
American: Garbage.
British: n**....
American: diper.
British: school.
American: shooting range.

how 30,000 somalians died in a match?

After a tackle the referee took out a yellow card, they thought it was a c**....
Ps: I translated it from my dialect it may sound weird or offensive .

There are subtle differences in the Northern and Southern Dialect

Northern Euphemism for *long d**...*
>My pp is PARTY SIZE
Southern Euphemism for *long d**...*
>My pp is FAMILY SIZE

Negalian dialectics states that when a proposition is made, a thesis, an opposite of it is made, an antithesis

I call b**....

Stalin calls a meeting in the Politburo

To hold a debate on wether there will be money in the Soviet Union. The two main factions, led by Trotsky and Bukharin, represent left- and right-wing views. Trotsky said, "We should absolutely abolish money, the state should be able to provide all of its citizens." Bukharin rises to speak, saying, "We must have money, as we shouldn't run social experiments." In his synthetic, dialectical wisdom, Stalin says, "There will be and won't be money." Everyone turns to look at him, quizzically. Someone finally speaks up, "How is this possible, comrade?" "Some people will have money, and others won't.


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