Dial Jokes

• Short Dial Jokes
• Dial One Liners
• Dial Up Jokes
• Speed Dial Jokes
• Pocket Dial Jokes
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Funniest Dial Short Jokes

Short dial jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dial humour may include short telephone jokes also.

1. Why can't a blonde dial 911? Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
   A: She can't find the eleven.
2. Husband to wife: "I am impressed, you only talked to your friend on the phone for 20 minutes." Wife: "Oh, I dialed the wrong number"
3. My wife saw me standing on the scale pulling in my stomach "Pulling in your stomach wont make you any lighter" she said
   "I know", I said, "but if I don't, I cant see what it says on the dial"
4. A drunk man ran over a policeman, and immediately dials 911 - 911?
   - Yes
   - Well, now you're 910.
5. Hard to find good help nowadays A secretary walks into her boss's office and says, "Can I use your Dictaphone?"
   He says, "No, dial with your finger like everyone else."
6. phone call Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, Hello? and I said, Hello, could I speak to Joey? … They said, Uh… I don't think so…he's only 2 months old. I said, I'll wait.
7. If a watchmaker uses Dial and a piano player uses Ivory and a Orange grower uses Zest... ...Does a Bull Fighter use Olay?
8. I dialed a wrong number It told me: "I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate by 90 degrees and try again."
9. police and public Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places!
   Officer: Then stop going to those places.
10. I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet... He sent me a large goat with a really long neck...Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama

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Dial One Liners

Which dial one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dial? I can suggest the ones about telephone call and phone call.

1. Chuck Norris didn't dial the wrong number You answered the wrong phone
2. Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because she can't find the number 11
3. Why couldn't the blonde dial 911? She didn't know where the 11 was.
4. Girl, are you dial-up internet? Because you're really loud and annoying.
5. I put my Grandma on speed dial.. I call that Instagram
6. Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.
7. What do solstices use to communicate? Sun-dial-up!
8. What do you call it when you have your grandmother on speed dial. Instagram
9. Common sense is like dial-up internet access It hasn't been used in years
10. The USA is number 1 when dialing internationally.
11. Why are alligators' Internet connections so slow? Because their modems are croco-dial up.
12. I like my women how I like my dial-up Internet Always going down on me...
13. Why can't the blonde dial 911? She couldn't find the 11.
14. What do you call it when you have your mom's mom on speed dial? Insta-gram
15. Why can't blondes dial 911? They can't find the number eleven on the phone.

Dial Up Jokes

Here is a list of funny dial up jokes and even better dial up puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I wanted to video chat with the spiritual leader of tibet I ended up looking at a tall sheep like animal, turns out I called Dial-a-Llama
• Why can't a blonde dial 911 She can't find the eleven.
  Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it.
• I put my grandma on speed dial the other day. I call it insta-gram.
• I put my Nan on speed dial I call it Instagran.
• I put my grandmother on speed dial. I call it instagram.
• A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap. Aloe Akbar.
• I dropped my phone in a pitcher of beer this weekend... Now it only drunk dials and does last call.
• Sean Connery dials 911..... Is this the polish.
• I stepped on the scale today and I only weighted 150 lbs. Not sure why the dial spun a full 360 before it stopped on 150 though.
• What do you call a reptile that ruins household appliances? A crack-a-dial

Speed Dial Jokes

Here is a list of funny speed dial jokes and even better speed dial puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call your grandma on speed dial? Instragram!
• I must admit I am a huge fan of Insta-gram Putting my Grandmother on speed dial boom insta-gram!
• I put my grandma on speed dial. Instagram is a thing, right?
• Whats the best way to reach your m**... dealer? Speed dial
• Why did the j**... keep accidentally calling his dealer? Because he had him on speed dial.
• You should always keep a girl who likes n**... play on speed dial. They're good in a pinch.
• Yo' Mama is so s**..., she put the operator on speed dial.

Pocket Dial Jokes

Here is a list of funny pocket dial jokes and even better pocket dial puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I thought I pocket dialed you... But it was just a clothes call.
• What is a s**... b**... worst nightmare? Pocket dials

Hilarious Dial Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about dial you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean phone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dial pranks.