Dial Jokes

Funniest Dial Short Jokes

Short dial jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dial humour may include short telephone jokes also.

1. Why can't a blonde dial 911? Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
   A: She can't find the eleven.
2. Husband to wife: "I am impressed, you only talked to your friend on the phone for 20 minutes." Wife: "Oh, I dialed the wrong number"
3. A drunk man ran over a policeman, and immediately dials 911 - 911?
   - Yes
   - Well, now you're 910.
4. Hard to find good help nowadays A secretary walks into her boss's office and says, "Can I use your Dictaphone?"
   He says, "No, dial with your finger like everyone else."
5. phone call Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, Hello? and I said, Hello, could I speak to Joey? … They said, Uh… I don't think so…he's only 2 months old. I said, I'll wait.
6. If a watchmaker uses Dial and a piano player uses Ivory and a Orange grower uses Zest... ...Does a Bull Fighter use Olay?
7. I dialed a wrong number It told me: "I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate by 90 degrees and try again."
8. police and public Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places!
   Officer: Then stop going to those places.
9. I wanted to video chat with the spiritual leader of tibet I ended up looking at a tall sheep like animal, turns out I called Dial-a-Llama
10. Why can't a blonde dial 911 She can't find the eleven.
    Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it.

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Dial One Liners

Which dial one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dial? I can suggest the ones about telephone call and phone call.

1. Chuck Norris didn't dial the wrong number You answered the wrong phone
2. I put my Grandma on speed dial.. I call that Instagram
3. What do solstices use to communicate? Sun-dial-up!
4. Common sense is like dial-up internet access It hasn't been used in years
5. The USA is number 1 when dialing internationally.
6. A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap. Aloe Akbar.
7. Sean Connery dials 911..... Is this the polish.
8. What do you call a reptile that ruins household appliances? A crack-a-dial
9. What do you dial when calling the police in Argentina? Nein Juan Juan.
10. Why can't a blonde dial 911? You can't dial a question mark
11. Whats the most relaxed word? Dial, it's always so laid back
12. You know how they call the police in germany? They dial 1-1-0 on their phones
13. What does a German woman dial when a man won't take no for an answer Nein! Nein! Nein!
14. Dial-up internet called. They couldnt get through.
15. If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net on a 14.4k dial up connection.

Dial Up Jokes

Here is a list of funny dial up jokes and even better dial up puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I dropped my phone in a pitcher of beer this weekend... Now it only drunk dials and does last call.
• I stepped on the scale today and I only weighted 150 lbs. Not sure why the dial spun a full 360 before it stopped on 150 though.
• '' Hello, may I speak with Steph Curry? '' '' Sure, dial 73-9 ''
  ''' I did, but there is no ring ''
• Motu: went to the STD booth and slapped 2 of the STDs. The STD person asked, "Why did Mara" say Motu, "On the sign board in front is written" 2 "dial it."
• Motu was dialing the number written on the note of 500. Patlu: What are you doing? Motu: I am looking at Gandhiji, but who has got his mobile?
• Q: Why don’t Oregon fans use 911 in an emergency? A: Because they can’t find "eleven" on the phone dial.
• I tried to phone the spiritual leader of Tibet once, but was sent a big goat with a long neck instead. Turns out I had phoned Dial-a-Llama.
• I told somebody my number was 5555555555! Legend has it is that he's still dialing it to this day.
• I was supposed to dial Emma, but I hate talking on the phone. It was quite the problem.
• I must admit I am a huge fan of Insta-gram Putting my Grandmother on speed dial boom insta-gram!

Pocket Dial Jokes

Here is a list of funny pocket dial jokes and even better pocket dial puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I thought I pocket dialed you... But it was just a clothes call.

Hilarious Dial Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about dial you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean phone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dial pranks.