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9 diagram jokes and hilarious diagram puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about diagram that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article explores the humorous side of diagram-making by examining some of the best jokes involving diagrams such as Venn diagrams and phase diagrams. Learn more about the creative and witty uses of diagrams by those in the zoological, composition, and class disciplines!

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What do Excel, incels and some people who casually eat figs have in common?

They get confused and incorrectly assume it's a date.


(Edit)
Thank you for the awards.



As people have pointed out, this joke seems to have originated from a venn diagram, but seeing as I heard it a different way and we can't post venn diagrams on this sub, I don't see what's wrong with sharing a good joke for others to enjoy. :/

The word "b**..." is a three dimensional diagram

The "B" shows how they look from above, the "oo" how they look from the front and the "b" how they look from the side.

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

My biology teacher asked me to make a diagram of bacteria.

When he questioned why I submitted a blank piece of paper, I told him : "it only appears blank because its invisible to the n**... eye"

What do you call a Venn diagram seeking revenge?

A Venn dettagram

I asked my German friend to draw me a circular statistical diagram


He said Venn?
I said as soon as you can

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A sven diagram!

I found Peter Dinklage on a Hertzsprung–Russell diagram...

It said "white dwarf"

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"???

because potholder was already taken.
I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Diagram joke, Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"???

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Diagram joke, Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"???

Diagram joke, Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"???