The Best 15 Diagram Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diagram jokes. There are some diagram drew jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diagram venn diagram puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Diagram Jokes and Puns

What do Excel, incels and some people who casually eat figs have in common?

They get confused and incorrectly assume it's a date.


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Thank you for the awards.



As people have pointed out, this joke seems to have originated from a venn diagram, but seeing as I heard it a different way and we can't post venn diagrams on this sub, I don't see what's wrong with sharing a good joke for others to enjoy. :/

The word "Boobs" is a three dimensional diagram

The "B" shows how they look from above, the "oo" how they look from the front and the "b" how they look from the side.

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

Diagram joke, What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

My biology teacher asked me to make a diagram of bacteria.

When he questioned why I submitted a blank piece of paper, I told him : "it only appears blank because its invisible to the naked eye"

I asked my German friend to draw me a circular statistical diagram



He said Venn?

I said as soon as you can


What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

I found Peter Dinklage on a Hertzsprung–Russell diagram...

It said "white dwarf"

Diagram joke, I found Peter Dinklage on a Hertzsprung–Russell diagram...

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"???

because potholder was already taken.

I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Zoology teacher was asked to substitute history teacher's class since he was on leave..

And so he did..

Describe Shahajahan's wife Mumtaz with a neat diagram and label the parts

What do you call a letter from a dead person?

A diagram.

I was having trouble starting my Venn Diagram...

But now it's all coming together.

You can explore diagram class reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean diagram draws dad jokes. There are also diagram puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What did the tiny nug of weed say when nobody wanted to smoke him?

I guess I'll just diagram.

Diagram in book was not clear..

So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..

"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"

What do you get when you cross a reindeer with a Venn diagram?

Venn-ison.

A Venn diagram is sometimes good, sometimes bad and sometimes both

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diagram chalkboard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diagram chart piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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