diagonally Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious diagonally puns

Today in church they asked what a Bishop does

Apparently move diagonally wasn't the answer they were looking for.

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A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says

You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally.

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A bishop walks straight into a bar and orders a beer.

"You can't do that," the bartender says. "You can only move diagonally."

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The "bishop" came to our church today...

...must have been an imposter!
Never once moved diagonally

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The first time I played chess, I thought the castles moved diagonally.

Rookie mistake.

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The "bishop" came to our church today...

He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally.

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A bishop came to Church Today

Clearly he was an impostor.
Never once moved diagonally.

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When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally.

Classic rook-y mistake.

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I met my town's bishop at Easter mass today but I think he might be an imposter...

... he didn't move diagonally

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What did the bishop say after they redid the vestibule with black and white tiles?

"It looks nice but now I can only enter and exit diagonally "

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The Bishop was late for service

One day, the Bishop was late for church service.
He said it was traffic, but I don't think he went straight there.

He probably went diagonally.

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From a kid in the local chess club

Kid: Do you know why bishops move diagonally?
Me: No, why?
Kid: Because catholic priests never go straight

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I live next to a church in Cheshire...

...and I invited the bishop over for dinner. Took him ages to arrive - turns out he can only move diagonally.

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The "bishop" came to our church today.

He was a fucking impostor. Didn't move diagonally at all.

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The local bishop walks into the church.

He was a damn imposter, he didn't move diagonally once.

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The Bishop

The bishop came to my church today.
He was an impostor, he never once moved diagonally.

Credit to bash.org

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Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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So the bishop came to our church yesterday.

He was a fucking imposter. Not **once** did he move diagonally.

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Racism

John: I'm not racist but I do prefer cutting my sandwiches diagonally
James: That's not racist at all
John: I know, I said I'm *not* racist

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