The Best 18 Diagonally Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diagonally jokes. There are some diagonally horizontally jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diagonally chard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Diagonally Jokes and Puns

Today in church they asked what a Bishop does

Apparently move diagonally wasn't the answer they were looking for.

A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says

You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally.

Why can chess Bishops only more diagonally?

Because north, south, east and west are Cardinal directions.

Diagonally joke, Why can chess Bishops only more diagonally?

The "bishop" came to our church today...

...must have been an imposter!
Never once moved diagonally

The first time I played chess, I thought the castles moved diagonally.

Rookie mistake.

A bishop walks into a bar and walks straight up to the bartender who shouts, Hey pal! You can't do that!"

"Bishops can only move diagonally!"

When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally.

Classic rook-y mistake.

Diagonally joke, When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally.

What is it called when the pieces in the corner of a chessboard move diagonally

A rookie mistake

I met my town's bishop at Easter mass today but I think he might be an imposter...

... he didn't move diagonally

What did the bishop say after they redid the vestibule with black and white tiles?

"It looks nice but now I can only enter and exit diagonally "

The Bishop was late for service

One day, the Bishop was late for church service.
He said it was traffic, but I don't think he went straight there.

He probably went diagonally.

You can explore diagonally evenly reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean diagonally sideways dad jokes. There are also diagonally puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

From a kid in the local chess club

Kid: Do you know why bishops move diagonally?
Me: No, why?
Kid: Because catholic priests never go straight

I got into trouble at church the other day

During his sermon, the priest asked, "What does a Bishop do?"

"Moves diagonally" was not the answer he wanted.

a bishop walked up to a bar

the barman said you can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally.

A bishop came to my Church.

He was an impostor. Never once moved diagonally.

I live next to a church in Cheshire...

...and I invited the bishop over for dinner. Took him ages to arrive - turns out he can only move diagonally.

Diagonally joke, I live next to a church in Cheshire...

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally


John: I'm not racist but I do prefer cutting my sandwiches diagonally
James: That's not racist at all
John: I know, I said I'm *not* racist

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diagonally brine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diagonally horizontal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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