Diagon Alley Jokes
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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?
Diagon alley
Why can't Harry Potter draw a straight line ?
He can only draw Diagon Alley.
Why did Harry Potter have to go to Diagon Alley before going to Hogwarts?
He didn't want to be an unwanded guest.
I wasn't that drunk last night...
I wasn't that drunk
"you were standing in my fireplace screaming 'diagon alley' "
How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?
A lubricantation.
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