The Best 8 Diagnosed Schizophrenia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diagnosed Schizophrenia jokes. There are some diagnosed schizophrenia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diagnosed schizophrenia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Diagnosed Schizophrenia Jokes and Puns

My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD.

Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane.

my psychiatrist just diagnosed me with schizophrenia..

was really worried until i remembered i dont have a psychiatrist lol

My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD.

I hear voices, but not for long enough to drive me insane.

A doctor diagnosed me with...

... Paranoid Schizophrenia.
But he's just out to get me. So are you.

... Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Which means I am AWESOME!

... Multiple Personality Disorder.
But we don't believe him.

... Expressive Aphasia.
Cheddar concrete levitates archetypal moonbeams.

... Dementia.
But I maintain full cognitive... Um. What was the question?

My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia.

But the good news is I started seeing someone.


My friend's a police detective and has been diagnosed with severe schizophrenia. He first realized there was a problem...

...when he started to question himself...

Sinatra is diagnosed with schizophrenia...

He goes to see a psychologist and starts talking about his split personalities.

One is the charismatic singer who can perform and woo crowds with his talent and charm.

The other is Steve, who is reserved and shy and can't even speak in front of a more than a few people.

He starts off talking, timid and soft spoken.

The psychologist stops him and says Listen, first I'm gonna need you to be Frank with me

When I was first diagnosed with schizophrenia, I was devastated.

I guess that's what happens when the voices tell you to jump under a dump truck.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diagnosed schizophrenia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diagnosed schizophrenia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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