The Best 8 Diabetics Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Diabetics jokes. There are some diabetics dicky jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these diabetics kinkiest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Diabetics Jokes and Puns

Why cant diabetics have vengeance?

Because vengeance is sweet.

Why can't diabetics get revenge?

Because revenge is sweet.

There's a common saying that for most people, life is short but sweet

But for some diabetics, life is sweet but short.

Apparently, my joke about diabetics is pretty insensitive...

...kind of like their pancreases

Ethiopia is the healthiest country in the world...

If you sort by number of diabetics per capita.


Did you hear that sugar is magic?

It'll make a diabetics feet dissappear!

What do you call someone who insults diabetics?

Insulint.

How do diabetics measure their sugar intake?

By the foot.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the diabetics infertile jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working diabetics epileptics piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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