Dhabi Jokes
44 dhabi jokes and hilarious dhabi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dhabi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article offers a lighthearted look at the United Arab Emirates – Abu Dhabi and Dubai – through jokes and acronyms based on Sheikh culture. Make sure to take a few minutes to lighten up and read how the UAE can be humorously represented with a few well-crafted quips.
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Funniest Dhabi Short Jokes
Short dhabi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dhabi humour may include short acronym jokes also.
- What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
- I heard the people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones... But people in nearby Abu Dhabi do
- What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Vast majority of folks in Dubai do not like the Flintstones, but most in Abu Dhabi do.
- How do you tell the difference between someone from Dubai and someone from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. People from Abu Dhabi do.
- Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... ...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do.
- What's the difference between the people of Dubai and the people of Abu Dhabi? The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi Do.
- Research shows that the people of Saudi Arabia don't like "The Flintstones"..
But the people of Abu Dhabi do. - My favourite "Dad" joke. What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do. - Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo
- People in Dubai wouldn't understand the humor in the Flintstones, but I know people in Abu Dhabi do.
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Dhabi One Liners
Which dhabi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dhabi? I can suggest the ones about sheikh and minority.
- People in Dubai don't like "The Flintstones" But people in Abu Dhabi Do
- The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi DOOO.
- The people of Iran don't watch The Flintstones... but the people of Abu Dhabi do!
- Apparently, people from Dubai don't like the Flintstones... But people from Abu Dhabi do.
- Saudi Arabia don't air the Flintstones anymore... But don't worry, Abu Dhabi Doo.
- The people living in Dubai don't like the Flintstones But those in Abu Dhabi do...
- Apparently, people in Dubai don't believe in the Flintstones. But Abu Dhabi do!
- In Dubai they don't show The Flintstones But Abu Dhabi do
- So I've heard people in Dubai don't like Flinstones... But people in Abu-Dhabi DOOOO!
- The people of Dubai do not like the flinstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do
- Saudi Arabia hates s**... Doo... But Abu Dhabi Doo!
Abu Dhabi Jokes
Here is a list of funny abu dhabi jokes and even better abu dhabi puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How do you sing the national anthem of the United Arab Emirates? I'm Blue, Abu Dhabi, Dubai
Abu Dhabi and Dubai
Abu Dhabi, Dubai... - It is said that the Sheiks in Dubai do not approve of the Flintstones. But those in Abu Dhabi do.
- They do. What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones but Abu Dhabi do. - What's the difference between people who live in Dubai and people who live in Abu Dhabi? People who live in Dubai never watch The Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
- Just in from the Middle East Media reports that people in Dubai wouldn't understand the
humor in the "Flintstones" but, I know for a fact that
people in Abu Dhabi do. - Watching the Flintstones in the UAE... is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do.
- What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi Dubai don't like The Flinstones
Abu Dhabi do. - What's the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo
- I think every race should be equal I don't see the point of having different distances in Abu Dhabi and Miami Grand Prix.
- What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world? Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!
Unearthly Funniest Dhabi Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about dhabi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean abu dhabi jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dhabi pranks.
The Flintstones
A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,
but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'
An artist is never appreciated at home
Just happened.
Wife, looking at IMDB: On, hey, that actress was born in Abu Dhabi.
Me: Yeah, I knew that. I could tell by her hair cut.
Wife: Her hair cut?
Me: Yeah. She has an Abu Dhabi do.
Wife: [3 seconds of silence] That was NOT funny.
