The Best 31 Dhabi Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dhabi jokes. There are some dhabi minority jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dhabi arabia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dhabi Jokes and Puns

People in Dubai don't like "The Flintstones"

But people in Abu Dhabi Do

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

How do you tell the difference between someone from Dubai and someone from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones. People from Abu Dhabi do.

Dhabi joke, How do you tell the difference between someone from Dubai and someone from Abu Dhabi?

The people of Iran don't watch The Flintstones...

but the people of Abu Dhabi do!

Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'...

...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do.


The Flintstones

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.

A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,

but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

Research shows

that the people of Saudi Arabia don't like "The Flintstones"..

But the people of Abu Dhabi do.

Dhabi joke, Research shows

Apparently, people from Dubai don't like the Flintstones...

But people from Abu Dhabi do.

My favourite "Dad" joke.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Saudi Arabia don't air the Flintstones anymore...

But don't worry, Abu Dhabi Doo.

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People in Dubai wouldn't understand the humor in the Flintstones,

but I know people in Abu Dhabi do.

Apparently, people in Dubai don't believe in the Flintstones.

But Abu Dhabi do!

In Dubai they don't show The Flintstones

But Abu Dhabi do

It is said that the Sheiks in Dubai do not approve of the Flintstones.

But those in Abu Dhabi do.

They do.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones but Abu Dhabi do.

Dhabi joke, They do.

What's the difference between people who live in Dubai and people who live in Abu Dhabi?

People who live in Dubai never watch The Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Just in from the Middle East

Media reports that people in Dubai wouldn't understand the
humor in the "Flintstones" but, I know for a fact that
people in Abu Dhabi do.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi

Dubai don't like The Flinstones

Abu Dhabi do.


Watching the Flintstones in the UAE...

is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi doooooooo

Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo...

But Abu Dhabi Doo!

This is Captain Leonardo Ricardo speaking,

On behalf of my crew and I, I'd like to welcome you on board flight 633 from New York to Abu Dhabi. We are on the air above 38,000 feet across Atlantic Ocean.

If you you look outside the window, you will see that the wing has fallen off and the engine is on fire. If you look down the window, you will see a little yellow boat on the ocean. Inside the boat are 3 people waving at you, that's me, the Co-pilot and your Air hostess.

This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown...

However Abu Dhabi do.

They're building a Flinstones themed pub in Abu Dhabi...

The Abu Dhabi Yabba Dabba Doo Bar

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi..?

Dubai don't show The Flintstones on television but Abu-Dhabi-do!

TIL: The Flintstones is actually quite controversial in Saudi Arabia, because Dubai really doesn't like it...

But Abu Dhabi do!

What's the difference between the people who live in Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

In Dubai they don't watch the Flintstones, but in Abu Dhabi, they Abu-Dhabi-Doooooooo!!!

Did you know, flintstone vitamins are not sold in all but one city in the United Arab Emirates? The citizens refuse to eat them.

But Abu Dhabi do.

Eastern Pun

So I'm in the habit of watching international TV channels when I'm at home.

I've noticed that Dubai's networks don't ever broadcast The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do!

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